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Animal sex in Sweden!

Abdul Alhazred

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So Swedes, how reliable is this source? I'm assuming there are Swedes out there?

Swedes have more and more animal sex

So Swedes, is this your "Weekly World News" or your "New York Times"?

I got the link from notoriously flaky Drudge site, but the link itself is not to Drudge.

Enlighten me Swedes, please.
 
The link is to the website of _Norwegian_ TV2, the biggest commercial TV-channel in Norway. It claims swedish tabloid Expressen as source, but I can't find that story on expressen's website.
I wouldn't be surprised if it was true though. Those Swedes are terrible. :D
 
Abdul Alhazred said:
So Swedes, how reliable is this source? I'm assuming there are Swedes out there?

This has been reported in other media, but if you read the article you will notice that the Swedish veterinary organization based its estimate on a British study. The gist of it is that the problem is increasing everywhere. But the Swedish tabloids focused on Sweden for an extra kick:

Expressen.se
Aftonbladet.se

And when those articles were re-told by the Norwegian site you linked to, in English no less, the focus on Sweden made it seem like this was primarily a Swedish issue. And a lot of suckers fell for it. [Sigh!] It will take a long time to live this rumor down.
 
No one knows for sure how many animals that are abused, but a British study from 2001 indicates that every 20th dog or cat that receives treatment at veterinaries, the injuries are not a result of a direct accident, but the animal has been inflicted the injury as a result of a sexual assault.

Woah! This is just extrapolated from the number of supposed sexual assaults on animals in Britain? Or was it a Bristish study into Swedish animal abuse?

Of course, there is nothing to say that the sexual assault was perpetrated by a human.
 
Re: Re: Animal sex in Sweden!

karl said:
This has been reported in other media, but if you read the article you will notice that the Swedish veterinary organization based its estimate on a British study.

I knew that the British were behind this :D
 
Seems I used the wrong search terms, stupid Norwegian journalists translating half the name of an organisation...

Anyways, here's a translation of a press release from the Swedish Association of Veterinarians http://www.svf.se/article.asp?Article_Id=1376

The association of Veterinarians demand clearer regulations against sexual molestaion of animals.

The Swedish Association of Veterinaries

Stockholm 19 January 2004

Press release

Today the occurance of sex between humans and animals, also called zoofilia, was a topic on the radioshow Front. The Swedish Association of Veterinaries has during the previous year noticed signals of an increasing activity in this area. The topic is occuring more often on internet chats and forums. There is even reports that the amount of pornographic images available on the Internet, involving animals, has increased since the possession of child pornography was made illegal in 1999.

Foreign research and single reports from Swedish veterinarians point out that sex between humans and animals often cause physical injury in the animal. Experience with similar stressful situations for animals show that most animals also suffer mentally from this.

Sex between humans and animals was de-criminalized in Sweden in 1944. Even so the Swedish Association of Veterinaries consider that this practice poses so high risks for physical and mental injury, that it should be considered illegal under animal protection laws. Unfortunately there are flaws in the current law, which should be improved so it is made clearer that sexual molestation of animals is illegal.
 
bjornart said:
The link is to the website of _Norwegian_ TV2, the biggest commercial TV-channel in Norway. It claims swedish tabloid Expressen as source, but I can't find that story on expressen's website.
I wouldn't be surprised if it was true though. Those Swedes are terrible. :D

Actually, using Expressen as a "reliable" source says more about how terrible the commercial TV-channels are in Norway...

Anyway, you guys shouldn't talk, given the well known fact that all Norwegians are fish lovers. :p
 
After a second look I discovered that the site in question was 'nettavisen', a formerly independant online news source that TV2 gobbled up. And the authors had Swedish names, so it's unsurprising they chose to quote Expressen rather than a reputable source.

The news is also reported here:
http://www.aftonbladet.se/vss/nyheter/story/0,2789,421033,00.html
http://www.nationaldemokraterna.se/nyheter/notis.asp?notisID=2189
http://www.svd.se/dynamiskt/inrikes/did_6790809.asp

(Not that I know if any of these are reputable. I think all newspapers have been bought up by Norwegians anyway. :D)
 
bjornart said:
After a second look I discovered that the site in question was 'nettavisen', a formerly independant online news source that TV2 gobbled up. And the authors had Swedish names, so it's unsurprising they chose to quote Expressen rather than a reputable source.

The news is also reported here:
http://www.aftonbladet.se/vss/nyheter/story/0,2789,421033,00.html
http://www.nationaldemokraterna.se/nyheter/notis.asp?notisID=2189
http://www.svd.se/dynamiskt/inrikes/did_6790809.asp

(Not that I know if any of these are reputable. I think all newspapers have been bought up by Norwegians anyway. :D)

Aftonbladet is a tabolid. Nationaldemokraterna are more or less Neo-Nazis (!)

Svenska Dagbladet, however is certainly a reliable source (being one of the major serious morning papers in Sweden - owned by the Norwegian Schibstedt Group by the way).
 
I have read down the thread and I conclude that the original story is pernicious Norwegian propaganda.

I had not been aware of the Norwegian threat. :p
 
Hey, we just own the newspapers! We're not the country that lacks a law against buggering hedgehogs! :D
 
Does anybody have an explanation about the increase of the sexual assaults on animals?
 
The truth is that the Swedes are perverts (as well as perpetual drunks). This basic fact can be confirmed by asking any Dane. We all have first-hand experience of this behaviour. :p :D

The "Northern-Sheiks", i.e the Norwegians, are almost as bad. The price of alcoholic beverages is obscenely close to 10 dollars for a beer, which proves that they, like the Swedes, are completely screwed up.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.:D
 
bjornart said:
Hey, we just own the newspapers! We're not the country that lacks a law against buggering hedgehogs! :D

Oh... you have a law like that in Norway do you? Could that perhaps be that there is a particular need for such legislation on your side of the border?

Originally posted by DanishDynamite
Hey, we just own the newspapers! We're not the country that lacks a law against buggering hedgehogs! :D
The truth is that the Swedes are perverts (as well as perpetual drunks). This basic fact can be confirmed by asking any Dane. We all have first-hand experience of this behaviour. [/quote]

How many times do I have to tell you DD! People from Skåne [note for non Scandinavians: the Southernmost region of Sweden, which used to be Danish] do not count! Remember, it was you guys who instilled that behaviour in them in the first place. So it isn't enough that we took care of the region for you, now you appear to want us to stop the Skåne people from even visiting you? How ungrateful can you get. Sheesh. Keep it up and we will just have to give the region back to you...
 
Actually, you incorrectly attributed a quote to DD.

Looks like Swedes aren't that bright either, apart from being perverts...
 
Cleopatra said:
Does anybody have an explanation about the increase of the sexual assaults on animals?

The article says there is a growing number of bestiality websites. It's presumably a cause as well as an effect.

If you aren't satisfied with that explanation, how about something more imaginative, like ... well, small-scale farming isn't really profitable these days. People who own farm animals have to look for other sources of revenue. Why, in my city there happens to be a company called "Fårservice" (Sheep Service), from where you can rent sheep. Their purpose is to give certain fields and meadows the natural grazed look you can't get with a lawnmower, but I've always been curious about what they do during the off-season.

"I need a sheep ... tonight ... in stockings and garters. Do you deliever?"
 
This gives a whole new meaning to "giving your dog a bone".


I deeply apologize for that remark, but somebody had to say it. :D
 
Or

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
To get her poor dog a bone
But when she bent over, rover took over
For he had a bone of his own.

At least doggy should be ok.
 

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