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Cylinder

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Sheryl Crow proposes limit on use of toilet paper in bathroom visits

Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment.

Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".
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As linked to from one of my favorite blogs, "They'll take my toilet paper when they pry my cold, brown fingers from it."
 
Cylinder said:
Sheryl Crow proposes limit on use of toilet paper in bathroom visits



As linked to from one of my favorite blogs, "They'll take my toilet paper when they pry my cold, brown fingers from it."
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Coming from a chick, I'm assuming 1 square for #1 and 3 squares for #2? So since dudes don't use ANY for #1 do we accumulate TP credits to be traded for, say, 5 squares when we do #2?

Can I trade my TP credits to a chick for sex? Can Enron create a totally new industry out of TP credits trading, a whole-cloth new industry that didn't even exist 5 minutes ago?

Will Cheryl get the Nobel Peace Prize for out-Gore-ing Fat Albert?

The mind boggles with possibilities, here!
 
It's all a ploy by the farm lobby to find more uses for corn. Well the cobs anyway. She has played in Farm Aid, connect the dots people!
 
She is mental.

I hate when celebrities start trying to dictate to the public how to live then go home to their mansions which I'm sure don't cost very much to heat, light, fill the pool etc. :rolleyes:

Sigh.

The individual can do very little compared to industry. She's barking up the wrong tree.
 
I fail to see how she hasn't made the connection between this and her "dining sleeve" mentioned further on in the article. I would call it, The Toilet Lapel. "Say, what's that on your blouse?" "Oh, sorry. I couldn't get my Toilet Lapel detached."

(my apologies for the shameless bathroom humor)
 
tkingdoll said:
She is mental.

I hate when celebrities start trying to dictate to the public how to live then go home to their mansions which I'm sure don't cost very much to heat, light, fill the pool etc. :rolleyes:

Sigh.

The individual can do very little compared to industry. She's barking up the wrong tree.
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Though tree bark (and leafs) have substituted in the past. So maybe she plans to rub the trees the wrong way.
 
Brings a whole new frame of reference to the old saw that a gentleman shouldn't blow his nose on the table cloth if the window curtains are handy: shower curtains everywhere are in mortal danger. Or at least the one in Sheryl's house is?
 
"If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal."
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Today? Nope. Alice Cooper, 2004
 
Further proof that the entertainment industry should not be cited for political opinions.
 
Way back in '65 when I was in the army, another trooper showed me the "Turkish method" for conserving TP.

For those not familiar, you take a single square, tear a small hole in the center, and insert finger through hole....

Surely we could save gajillions of trees with this technique!
 
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