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Aliens Did It!

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"A string of calf mutilations earlier this month have left a Colorado rancher and law enforcement scratching their heads. Rancher Manuel Sanchez has had four calves mutilated over a three-week span in a pasture he leases near Los Vallejos with the most recent victim coming on Nov. 16. In each case, Sanchez found his calves with skin peeled back and organs cleaned out from the rib cage. He found no signs of human attackers such as ATV tracks or footprints in the pasture that's guarded by two locked gates."

See entire article here:

http://www.chieftain.com/articles/2009/11/26/news/local/doc4b0e0598ecb82177925756.txt

Sanchez calf was missing 1/2 a tongue and the Miller's calf was missing its ears....hmmm - are aliens building super cows? Should we be frightened?
 
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To take this to another part of nature, I understand (and could be incorrect) that Killer Whales (Orcas) would team up and kill other whales but would only ever eat the tongue and lips of it's prey.

I suppose if dead whales were found with only the tongue and lips missing, without knowing of the Killer Whales picky diet, that this would be evidence for....

Norm
 
Norm Did It!

fromdownunder said:
To take this to another part of nature, I understand (and could be incorrect) that Killer Whales (Orcas) would team up and kill other whales but would only ever eat the tongue and lips of it's prey.

I suppose if dead whales were found with only the tongue and lips missing, without knowing of the Killer Whales picky diet, that this would be evidence for....

Norm
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He confessed.
 
Aliens scare the crap out of me. If they were coming here to conquer the planet, I could understand that. But all they do is shove things up rednecks' bottoms and mutilate animals in a way that's indistinguishable from normal animal attacks. WHAT DO THEY WANT? :scared:
 
One of the comments suggest predators. No tracks exist because the ground was too hard to leave any obvious signs.

Another explanation is that the animals died a natural death. Gas built up inside and caused a small internal explosion. Insects do the rest.
 
rjh01 said:
One of the comments suggest predators. No tracks exist because the ground was too hard to leave any obvious signs.

Another explanation is that the animals died a natural death. Gas built up inside and caused a small internal explosion. Insects do the rest.
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That happens to me all the time, especially after eating Mexican. Now I'm really skeered.
 
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