Charlie in Dayton
Rabid radioactive stargazer and JREF kid
- Joined
- Aug 3, 2001
- Messages
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I'm gonna be a zillionaire. It's true, it's true...bank on it. They said so on the Internet!
Again I was cleaning out the inbox when I ran across one particularly interesting item. According to these fine folk, I can hit the lottery big time using their guaranteed (?) strageties, for bargain rates beginning at $14.95 a month! Well well, I said, sezzi, I gots ta check this 'un out...
Oooooh, we've got testimonials, from folk who've been playing for uncounted ages and never won -- but in a short period of time, they won!!! 'Course, it don't say how much they won, or how much they've blown in the long run, and how far they were in the hole...
Let's see here...'fuzzy stats' using full and abbreviated wheeling systems...oh yeah, don't forget the filters...'horologium australe', combining algorithyms and numbers and personal lucky numbers and astrology...'lonely numbers' (didn't Three Dog Night do that number?) which increase the odds of a jackpot by 400% over other systems...and of course, you can READ MORE!!! about all of these revolutionary guaranteed (?) systems...
Did I mention there's a guarantee? Yup, if you don't win at least $25,000 in the first year, they'll give you an additional six months' membership absolutely FREE!!! Wow! Such a deal they have for you!!!
They've got a great URL -- http://win-with.yourluckynumbers.com/ -- it really deserves a look. I mean, everyone needs a laugh now and then...ya know, when I see these things, I keep thinking I'm in the wrong line of work...a blind email address, a PayPal account, a cheapo number crunching program...there's gold in them there rubes...
Again I was cleaning out the inbox when I ran across one particularly interesting item. According to these fine folk, I can hit the lottery big time using their guaranteed (?) strageties, for bargain rates beginning at $14.95 a month! Well well, I said, sezzi, I gots ta check this 'un out...
Oooooh, we've got testimonials, from folk who've been playing for uncounted ages and never won -- but in a short period of time, they won!!! 'Course, it don't say how much they won, or how much they've blown in the long run, and how far they were in the hole...
Let's see here...'fuzzy stats' using full and abbreviated wheeling systems...oh yeah, don't forget the filters...'horologium australe', combining algorithyms and numbers and personal lucky numbers and astrology...'lonely numbers' (didn't Three Dog Night do that number?) which increase the odds of a jackpot by 400% over other systems...and of course, you can READ MORE!!! about all of these revolutionary guaranteed (?) systems...
Did I mention there's a guarantee? Yup, if you don't win at least $25,000 in the first year, they'll give you an additional six months' membership absolutely FREE!!! Wow! Such a deal they have for you!!!
They've got a great URL -- http://win-with.yourluckynumbers.com/ -- it really deserves a look. I mean, everyone needs a laugh now and then...ya know, when I see these things, I keep thinking I'm in the wrong line of work...a blind email address, a PayPal account, a cheapo number crunching program...there's gold in them there rubes...