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Afterlife

I certainly don't want the Christian/Muslim view. That would just be boring.
 
Reincarnation for me; I've always wanted to be a duck.

"Be kind to your friends in the swamp, where the weather, is very, very damp...."
 
I'd like a combination: The virgins from Muslim paradise, the reincarnation from Hindu, the drinking of Valhala and all this in the meadows of the Christian Paradise. With Hell temperatures, of course.
 
In Monkey Heaven, everyone sits around in treetops all day, enjoying free love, fruit, and flinging poo.
 
I don't think there is a Jewish concept of the afterlife. There's not really any talk about it in the liturgy.

That said- - Valhalla, all the way. For exactly the reasons Dragonrock gave.
 
I think it'd be great to have a blend of a number of afterlife ideas.

The drinking and reminiscing of Valhalla, plus the never-ending food and warm weather of the Summerlands, plus rebirth for when you get bored and feel like wreaking havoc on Earth, plus my father's personal idea of Heaven where you know everything and can go anywhere and do anything.

Yep. That'd kick @ss. :D
 
TragicMonkey said:
In Monkey Heaven, everyone sits around in treetops all day, enjoying free love, fruit, and flinging poo.
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I do all that stuff already.

Well, OK, not all of it.

I don't sit in treetops all day.
 
The Germanic part of me REALLY likes the notion of crossing Bifrost and stepping into Asgard.

Lo, there do I see my father.
Lo, there do I see my mother, and my sisters, and my brothers.
Lo, there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning.
Lo, they do call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.

Or if you prefer Zep...

Fight the hoarde, sing and cry,
Valhalla I am cooooming.

Hey! Brynhild! Could I get some more mead over here, you foxy Valkyire?
 
I had a dream about being taken up into Aphrodite's abode the other night and being bewitched by her graciousness. Does that constitute anything? In fact I had to put my lobster mask on in order to counter the effect, as it was too strong. ;)
 
Why pearly gates? why not no gates?
Because I would like the option of able to at least check out if it all turns out to be a dirty trick.
 
It's hard not to wish for life after death,Or reincarnation.

Loosing great minds and personalities to oblivion would suck.



:(
 
Dustin said:
It's hard not to wish for life after death,Or reincarnation.
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Personally, I certainly wish there is no "afterlife", reincarnation or whatever. Just once is enough for me, thanks.
 
Lisa Simpson said:
In Skepchick Hell there will be endless beaches, endless chocolate and skepdude cabana boys.
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Hmm. The monkeys must definitely look into opening a dimensional portal from Monkey Heaven into Skepchick Hell. In addition to sampling the beaches, chocolate, and cabana boys, the monkeys will invite the skepchicks to play boardgames and watch Family Guy.
 
Virgins?

Bah, no way. Too much work to convince them to (and teach how to) have sex.

I´d rather have some experienced bad girls around!

Since this is not an option in the poll, I´ll go with reincarnation, that increases chances of having good sex.
 
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