For one thing it tells me we are moving through the universe as opposed to merely moving "relative" to something else!
But it doesn't do that; it still merely tells us that we are moving relative to something else - the CMB, or the Hubble flow, or whichever you want to call it.
Specifically: how do you know that the CMB itself has zero "absolute" velocity? What if it is moving at constant speed of 42 km/s in some direction? Or 900 km/s? How can you tell? What the theory of relativity is telling us is that it doesn't matter what its "absolute" speed is, as it doesn't affect the outcome of experiments at all.
The CMB is just a thing that conveniently spreads throughout the universe so you can easily measure against it. But you don't actually need it; in principle, you could always measure against the rest of the universe.
Look at it this way... Let's assume that the universe is spatially unbounded and consists of a finite amount of mass, say, 10^100 kg. Then you can find the center of the mass and find your velocity (or anyone's velocity) with respect to it. But what does that really tell you about your absolute velocity? Why should it be true that all this mass, as a whole, is at rest?
Certainly, you can
assume that it is at rest - and the theory of relativity ensures that such assumption is okay - but why would that contradict anything? The observable universe will always have some average velocity of unknown
absolute value; the fact that you can assume it to be zero is unremarkable. The CMB that we observe has the same "average velocity" as the observable universe, but that's all.
Measuring against CMB just tells you your velocity with respect to a whole bunch of stars (rather than, say, the star next to you). It's more universal - arguably the most universal you can ever get - but still relative.