We all know Godwin's law (from Wikipedia):
This is fine and good but does not cover other, more annoying, eventualities.
To help add structure and understanding to internet communications, I hereby propound a new law, to be called:
In essence, this law states that a thread is effectively dead when all that can be said about a subject has been said and that it only continues, Jason-like, through the pig headedness, intransigence, willfull obscurantism, ignorance or other unpleasent behavior on the part of two or more posters. There are codicils to this law. Like Godwin's, invoking it will have no effect on the progress (or lack thereof) of the thread. In fact, the continued life of a thread so declared must occur or else the law was incorrectly invoked.
The most clear example of a situation where the Law applies is one where a thread has remained dormant for days or weeks and then is revived by one of the original participants who, tediously, simply rehashes arguments from the first page. ED's Law would correctly be invoked iff one of the original posters responds with a litany of similarly ancient arguments.
I trust that this attempt to help explicate the interpersonal processes that go on here will prove useful.
Now in Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed's_law
Godwin's law (also Godwin's rule of Nazi analogies) is an adage in Internet culture that was originated by Mike Godwin in 1990. The law states that:
As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.
There is a tradition in many Usenet newsgroups that once such a comparison is made, the thread is over, and whoever mentioned the Nazis has automatically lost whatever argument was in progress. In addition, whoever points out that Godwin's law applies to the thread is also considered to have "lost" the battle, as it is considered poor form to invoke the law explicitly. Godwin's law thus practically guarantees the existence of an upper bound on thread length in those groups. Many people understand Godwin's law to mean this, although (as is clear from the statement of the law above) this is not the original formulation.
Nevertheless, there is also a widely-recognized codicil that any intentional invocation of Godwin's law for its thread-ending effects will be unsuccessful. See "Quirk's exception" below.
This is fine and good but does not cover other, more annoying, eventualities.
To help add structure and understanding to internet communications, I hereby propound a new law, to be called:
ED's LAW
In essence, this law states that a thread is effectively dead when all that can be said about a subject has been said and that it only continues, Jason-like, through the pig headedness, intransigence, willfull obscurantism, ignorance or other unpleasent behavior on the part of two or more posters. There are codicils to this law. Like Godwin's, invoking it will have no effect on the progress (or lack thereof) of the thread. In fact, the continued life of a thread so declared must occur or else the law was incorrectly invoked.
The most clear example of a situation where the Law applies is one where a thread has remained dormant for days or weeks and then is revived by one of the original participants who, tediously, simply rehashes arguments from the first page. ED's Law would correctly be invoked iff one of the original posters responds with a litany of similarly ancient arguments.
I trust that this attempt to help explicate the interpersonal processes that go on here will prove useful.
Now in Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed's_law