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A Jason BermasAlex Jones Production - FABLED ENEMIES

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Jason Bermas is about to commit cinematography.

Along with Mr. Alex Jones, who Bermas is aping more and more these days, they're releasing the latest CT masterpiece: Fabled Enemies.

Yes, that's right. Frodo didn't throw the ring into Mount Doom. He's been keeping it all this time, waiting for the right moment to strike!!!!!

No, I'm sorry. Here's a preview, starring the footage of Barry Jennings that didn't make the Final Cut after Jennings got upset and told them not to use it. Burmas says, ":rule10 that."



Website? Of course there's a website!

http://fabledenemies.com/

Hmm. With that little title shot, maybe the Middle Earth thing isn't that far off...
 
What happened to Dylan? Did he go to med school, or what?
 
SDC said:
What happened to Dylan? Did he go to med school, or what?
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He's out in San Diego, working on the script for his first major motion picture, probably featuring scenes that start with the line, "Hello, ma'am, I'm here to clean your pool."
 
Brainster said:
He's out in San Diego, working on the script for his first major motion picture, probably featuring scenes that start with the line, "Hello, ma'am, I'm here to clean your pool."
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.....queue 70's porn music
 
The most ludicrous crap./

It sounds like a movie of the blind men describing an elephant.
I heard an explosion Sunday. Wait it was a transformer. Darn, no explosives.

This guy is talking, telling his story, and Bermas is making up lies. How dumb do you have to be to take one person's testimony and screw it up so bad. Oh, wait, is he related to the CIT team of crack investigators?
 
beachnut said:
The most ludicrous crap./

It sounds like a movie of the blind men describing an elephant.
I heard an explosion Sunday. Wait it was a transformer. Darn, no explosives.

This guy is talking, telling his story, and Bermas is making up lies. How dumb do you have to be to take one person's testimony and screw it up so bad. Oh, wait, is he related to the CIT team of crack investigators?
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Nah...but I do detect a resemblance from the GAP between his front teeth to Cletus the slack-jawed yokel...

 
Note that Bermas says that he hopes to have the film ready by September 1, but the website says "Coming In June". Sounds like they've already missed one deadline, and I would not hold out much hope for them meeting the second.
 
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Jason Bermas is one ugly human being. Combine that with stupidity, and you have one really stupid ugly guy.
 
Brainster said:
Note that Bermas says that he hopes to have the film ready by September 1, but the website says "Coming In June". Sounds like they've already missed one deadline, and I would not hold out much hope for them meeting the second.
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You just don't understand the concept of troofer-time. It's sort of like Einsteinian time dilation, but has to do with too much weed instead of too much speed.

Steve S.
 
I don't really think doing the whole "he's ugly" bit is really worthwhile, fellas (and gals).

I say this as a reasonably logical-thinking ugly person. We're not all bad. And we prefer "beauty-impaired." :)
 
It seems as if Bermas is releasing the Barry Jennings footage over Mr. Jennings objections as some sort of retaliation for Jennings appearance in the BBC documentary...hmmm.

Note Jennings said, "tower one fell then tower two fell" though we know the opposite was true. Does this mean that witnesses can make errors or did tower one fall first just because he said so?
 
Alt+F4 said:
It seems as if Bermas is releasing the Barry Jennings footage over Mr. Jennings objections as some sort of retaliation for Jennings appearance in the BBC documentary...hmmm.
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Yes and considering the Moron Dice fiasco with Fox and again with Michael Reagan AND the WAC "arrest" in Denver, I wouldn't be in such a rush to even walk into a courtroom and it seems Bermass will end up there with Korey and AJ as co defendants againt Barry Jennings.

ETA - With all the editing, who here is going to say that that last snip was legit or from the original video? Here is a small example of what can be done and lets all remember that AJ has a full production company behind him.

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Brainster said:
He's out in San Diego, working on the script for his first major motion picture, probably featuring scenes that start with the line, "Hello, ma'am, I'm here to clean your pool."
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More like he's working on the script for his first major motion picture after he returns home from a full day of saying "Hello, ma'am, I'm here to clean your pool."
 
How about a competitition for the best alternative title to this?

I like "Fumbled Enema's"

BV
 
Fabled, as in fictitious? It's actually the perfect name for the "fabled" story it will tell. We can set it on the same shelf as Aesop's Fables, and LC part 1 - 18.:D
 
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