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9/11 Truther publishes new book!!

VespaGuy

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How do you combat the evil government? How do you stop the New World Order? How do you rebel against the people who killed thousands of your fellow citizens?

You publish a book... on DATING!!

Have you read The Resistance Manifesto? Are you wondering how to spread the message of 9/11 and expose the conspiracy? Well, too bad! Here's Mark Dice's follow up to the Manifesto... The Book on Dating: Strategies Every Guy Should Know.

Who better to teach you about dating than that creepy guy with the bullhorn that hits on college girls!!

Here's the best part: Mark is not only selling his book, but he's offering to do seminars, personal phone cosultations, and you can even hire him as your wingman!! (Check out the hilarity at: http://www.datingstrategies.com/)

If you're a Truther, let me save you some money. Here's Vespaguy's "Dating Strategies for Truthers"

Step #1: Leave the basement.
Step #2: Talk to women.
Step #3: Don't mention 9/11 conspiracies!
 
Man I wish I knew photoshop so I could replace the chess piece with a drink getting a roofie dropped in it. :p
 
Dating Strategies said:
Also learn how to subtly convey your assets (financial, social, emotional, and spiritual) to women so they’ll know what you have to offer a relationship, because as Mark says, “the key is to get them to want to get into your pants -- they already know you want to get in theirs.”
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I can only imagine what he means by "subtly convey".

:newlol
 
Step#5: Ditch the black 9/11 t-shirt.

Other helpful hints:
- Don't use a word if you can't pronounce it or don't know what it means.
- Avoid excessive profanity or name-calling
- Don't hit women (especially those in wheelchairs)
- Listen when spoken to (avoid seeming uninterested and picking scabs)
 
You freakin' rule Vespa.
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Does Dice suggest a casual, short first date to get to know one another? You know, meet her at a Starbucks and- oh wait, don't do that.
 
Back in the 1970s there was a guy named Eric Weber who wrote a couple "How to pick up girls" books, which were advertised in National Lampoon and other mags aimed at high school and college-aged guys. I worked one summer at the mail order house which shipped those books. No kidding, we had three women working for us who did nothing but pack up those books for shipment all day long.

Dice may be diversifying into a very lucrative field.
 
So a guy who is famous for posting videos of himself exhibiting symptoms of tertiary stage syphilis on youtube now wants to give dating advice? :p
 
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