2005 Bulwer-Lytton Contest Results

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http://www2.sjsu.edu/depts/english/2005.htm

 

[Tricky]

Ah, my favorite in bad prose. Thanks DanderCommander.

 

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"The night resembled nothing so much as the nose of a giant Labrador in excellent health: cold, black, and wet."

How can you call that bad prose?