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14 Year Old Girl Impregnated by Vaccine

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Just wow. I had to double check to make sure this wasn't an Onion story.

A 14-year old schoolgirl has suffered serious complications after a flu shot allegedly left the young girl terribly ill and with severe cramps, until the family doctor finally realized weeks later she had been impregnated by the vaccine, reports the Forth Worth Telegram this week.
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http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/texas-14-year-old-virgin-falls-pregnant-after-flu-shot/

How did this family doctor make it through med school?
 
Are you sure that isn't an Onion style piece? The "news" website seems full of ..er.. unlikely stories.
 
World News Daily Report is a fake news site, a la the old Weekly World News.
World Net Daily is a right-wing nutjob zine featuring such amazing thinkers as Chuck Norris.
 
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I liked the one about the oldest person, Betje de Vroome, 149 years old.

http://hoax-alert.leadstories.com/0...ome-is-not-the-oldest-woman-in-the-world.html
Known hoax website worldnewsdailyreport.com claims "Betje de Vroome" of Johannesburg, South Africa is 149 years old, being born in Bloemfontein in 1866. If that sounds suspicious, check this: the photo that goes with the article is actually a picture of 115-year old Hendrikje van Andel-Schipper, who died in 2005.
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Then there is this story from a while back.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellne...nant-sperm-survival-oral-sex/story?id=9732562
A strange tale of oral sex, a knife fight and the most unlikely of pregnancies recently brought to light by the blogosphere has doctors touting the triumphant persistence of sperm.

In 1988, a 15-year-old girl living in the small southern African nation of Lesotho came to local doctors with all the symptoms of a woman in labor. But the doctors were quickly puzzled because, upon examination, she didn't have a vagina.
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Stacko said:
Just caught that. Ack.
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The thread title alone makes it obvious that it's a fake story. Unless the Dr stuck a needle in a very specific place how could a shot from a syringe get a woman pregnant no matter what the syringe contained? The article title should have been a clue. It's Sunday so I'll cut you some slack ;)
 
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The thread title alone makes it obvious that it's a fake story.
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Yes, and? In a site about scepticism being convinced the story is a joke is incorrect. Besides, falling for pranks -for instance, attending a distress prank call- is a good way to educate kids. Otherwise if you tell them constantly "idiot, you felt for it" they'll grow up to become conspiracy theorists.
 
mgidm86 said:
The thread title alone makes it obvious that it's a fake story. Unless the Dr stuck a needle in a very specific place how could a shot from a syringe get a woman pregnant no matter what the syringe contained? The article title should have been a clue. It's Sunday so I'll cut you some slack ;)
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aleCcowaN said:
Yes, and? In a site about scepticism being convinced the story is a joke is incorrect. Besides, falling for pranks -for instance, attending a distress prank call- is a good way to educate kids. Otherwise if you tell them constantly "idiot, you felt for it" they'll grow up to become conspiracy theorists.
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And I can gurantee this is the subject of a great many FW: FW: FW: emails right now.
 
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