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I'm wondering if this has happend to anyone else? This is a serious problem for me. For months I've had this issue with an anti-virus program, I knew it had been taken over and the best I could do was delete the EXE. file. No anti-virus programs I used picked up on this. Now witness today: I'm...

I was wathing Fox News and they covered this funny story out of Oregon. You know those lighted reindeer lawn decorations? They are wire reindeers with lights around them, and they are animated so they move their heads. Well some smart ass neighbor decided to mount one deer on the backside...

As you all know, as the resident athiest neocon social libertarian I had a duty to get Dubya re-elected. The rationale being, 1 out of 3 is better than 0 of 3. So, the plan was hatched. We noticed that most election boards were too incompetent to use diebold machines correctly so we launched a...

There. Feel better now? Now if you'll excuse me, my black helicopter is waiting.

Someone has clearly forgotten to take his meds: