signs

My first thread! On my morning drive I pass by several churches and their signs have been particularly amusing lately. Here are a few: "The simple fact that anything exists proves God" :confused: "No perfect people allowed!" :rolleyes: "Wise ones still seek Him" --the sign originally...

http://crummychurchsigns.blogspot.com/ "Cars aren't the only thing recalled by their maker!" Deep.

"There's power in the blood" reply: What's the voltage and amps? "There's still power in the blood" reply: Wow! How long will my drill take to run it down? "Sin is real" reply: So are unicorns "Theology is not as needed as kneeology" reply: You must be down on them 24 hours a day with...

In my neck of the woods many xian churches engage in the practice of placing "clever" sayings on a sign near the road. Things like: CH CH CH CH What's missing? UR This morning I believe I saw the most vapid form of this practice. The sign read: Who's yer daddy? God or Satan? Anyone have...

I drive by several churches on my way to and from work everyday, and most of them have those marquee signs out front with the times of their service and some pithy or "witty" saying that they change every month or so. Here is a sample of some of the ones I saw yesterday: "If you're not...