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    U.S. Ally sentences political reformers to prison

    Long Sentences For Saudi Reformers Well thank goodness this grave threat to a U.S. ally was stomped into the ground! All Americans can rest easy tonight, secure in the knowledge that the gasoline pumps will still be there for their SUVs in the morning!
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    Judge sentences man to yoga

    In Houston, a judge has sentenced a man to one year of weekly yoga classes (among other things) for slapping his wife. Here, the judge explains his reasoning: STANDLEY: I'll tell you what compelled me to do it, simply put, anger is a result of a feeling of a loss of control. And more and more...

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