funerals

There has to be a better way. As it is, the disposal of your corpse will be the final insult to the planet. It will be expensive, but the kids will foot the bill. If buried, you'll not only deprive the worms of a reasonable meal, you'll likely be flush with formaldehyde. A very fancy box...

Over the weekend I did some deep thinking and I'd like your opinions on it. I am currently working for a funeral home in a small town. I am considering going to school and becoming the apprientence of my boss, the funeral director. It is my hope to maybe one day buy the business from him when...

Okay, since most of the people on this board are loud and proud atheists/agnostics, I have a question for you. Well, 2 actually. 1. Do you attend funerals for lost loved ones/friends/co-workers, etc? 2. If so, why?

Sorry if this has been discussed; if so, point me to it... You know what I'm getting at. Why won't he attend? What's the PR thinking behind that? If he ignores the coffins, they don't exist? Why won't he attend? This has me baffled.

How would I go about arranging a non-religious funeral for myself in the UK?