church signs

Karen and I were driving on US11 west of Knoxville today. I noticed a lady pull up to a church sign at the Church of Niota, and thought the sign read “THERE ARE NO ATHEISTS IN HELL”. Seemed an odd thing to put on a church sign. We turned around to verify that’s what I had seen, but by the time...

What drives the priest behind those controversial church signs Well whaddaya know. A progressive church leader.

There's a Lutheran church that I drive past on my way to work every day. Today, the sign on their lawn said: "Our obedience is a gift to Jesus." That seems just a little creepy to me. This is the same church that I've mentioned a couple times before. Back in 2012 or 2013, their sign said...

I pass by a local church everyday. Once a week they post a different saying on their sign like "God answers knee-mail". This week the sign reads: "God doesn't have any grandchildren". What does this mean? I am not being snarky when I say I truly don't "get" this and it bothers me. It bothers...

I was out on a bike ride yesterday when I saw this sign, and I had to stop to take a photo: Effective at what? And effectual compared to what?

I saw the above caption on a sign outside a church on my drive to work this morning. After some thought I still have absolutely no idea what the author is trying to say. I thought I would share it anyway.

My first thread! On my morning drive I pass by several churches and their signs have been particularly amusing lately. Here are a few: "The simple fact that anything exists proves God" :confused: "No perfect people allowed!" :rolleyes: "Wise ones still seek Him" --the sign originally...

http://crummychurchsigns.blogspot.com/ "Cars aren't the only thing recalled by their maker!" Deep.

"There's power in the blood" reply: What's the voltage and amps? "There's still power in the blood" reply: Wow! How long will my drill take to run it down? "Sin is real" reply: So are unicorns "Theology is not as needed as kneeology" reply: You must be down on them 24 hours a day with...

Well, I wish I had my camera handy, because I passed the most aggressive church sign I've ever seen:

In my neck of the woods many xian churches engage in the practice of placing "clever" sayings on a sign near the road. Things like: CH CH CH CH What's missing? UR This morning I believe I saw the most vapid form of this practice. The sign read: Who's yer daddy? God or Satan? Anyone have...

I drive by several churches on my way to and from work everyday, and most of them have those marquee signs out front with the times of their service and some pithy or "witty" saying that they change every month or so. Here is a sample of some of the ones I saw yesterday: "If you're not...