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Where has Randi's testies gone?

Shepherd said:
...and now you've succeeded in adding additional verses to the song playing in my head. ...lol
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I have a cure for this. Try to clear your mind, then repeat:

Every night in my dream
I see you, I feel you
That is how I know you go on


Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on





Norm
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I have a better one. Try to clear your mind, then repeat:

Manamana (do doo do do do)
Manamana (do doodoo do)
Manamana (do doo do do do, do do do, do do do, do doo do doo do do do doodoo do)
 
arthwollipot said:
I have a better one. Try to clear your mind, then repeat:

Manamana (do doo do do do)
Manamana (do doodoo do)
Manamana (do doo do do do, do do do, do do do, do doo do doo do do do doodoo do)
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That is a mighty big pile of doodoo!!!!!:jaw-dropp:covereyes:boggled::jaw-dropp
 
However I warn you. If anything does happen to this forum I'll sneeze at your mother in law!

Oh my God!

You tickle me. :)
 
arthwollipot said:
Gene, you might want to get yourself up to date with the current status of the JREF (which is no longer affiliated in any way with this forum).
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I took the time to click your link.

We plan on continuing the Million Dollar Challenge as a means for educating the public about paranormal claims.

I had no idea the mighty wizard had retired.

Effective immediately, JREF will no longer accept applications directly from people claiming to have a paranormal power. We will however offer our Challenge to anyone who has passed a preliminary test that meets with our approval.

:)

so now I have an answer to my question: Where have Randi's testes gone?

He retired and left them in the hands of lesser wizards.

Humm.
 
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Hungry81 said:
And how much is your "supernatural" (lol) ability worth?
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Thank you for your inquire. However I don't think you're following the thread.

Let me attempt to bring you up to speed. Randi has always included perpetual motion in the super natural.

Now my appeal to the current management of this body of skeptics is to not require review from any academic prior to accepting a challenge to their beliefs.

I wish Randi would come out of retirement.

yet to answer your question, billions squared.
 
A_Gene_Young said:
Now my appeal to the current management of this body of skeptics is to not require review from any academic prior to accepting a challenge to their beliefs.
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So, talk to the JREF about it and don't waste any more time talking to us.

Or better still, copyright and patent what you have and start production. If what you have is worth Billions, you don't need Randi's Million. Just find a savvy investor, convince him/her what you have and you will get whatever capital you need.

Norm
 
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fromdownunder said:
So, talk to the JREF about it and don't waste any more time talking to us.

Or better still, copyright and patent what you have and start production. If what you have is worth Billions, you don't need Randi's Million. Just find a savvy investor, convince him/her what you have and you will get whatever capital you need.

Norm
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Erm, excuse me it's Billions SQUARED. But far more important than anything that this invention will bring to humanity is the passing of the MDC.
 
A_Gene_Young said:
I took the time to click your link.

We plan on continuing the Million Dollar Challenge as a means for educating the public about paranormal claims.

I had no idea the mighty wizard had retired.

Effective immediately, JREF will no longer accept applications directly from people claiming to have a paranormal power. We will however offer our Challenge to anyone who has passed a preliminary test that meets with our approval.

:)

so now I have an answer to my question: Where have Randi's testes gone?

He retired and left them in the hands of lesser wizards.

Humm.
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Well, he is eighty-seven years old. That's more than twenty years past the retirement age in this country, so I'm okay with his retirement. I hope that you are as vigorous as he is when you are 87.
 
A_Gene_Young said:
I took the time to click your link.

We plan on continuing the Million Dollar Challenge as a means for educating the public about paranormal claims.

I had no idea the mighty wizard had retired.

Effective immediately, JREF will no longer accept applications directly from people claiming to have a paranormal power. We will however offer our Challenge to anyone who has passed a preliminary test that meets with our approval.

:)

so now I have an answer to my question: Where have Randi's testes gone?

He retired and left them in the hands of lesser wizards.

Humm.
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It seems a bit unreasonable to expect that anyone would put off their retirement just for you. I doubt very much he looked at overseeing your MDC as an important milestone in his career.
 
Upon a little more investigation, it seems that some of what I had remembered about the OP may have actually come from the JREF forums themselves. Apparently, the OP was using a different screen name from 2005 to 2007, "AgingYoung," and made 974 posts back then.

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/member.php?u=6897

Quite a few of them seem to have been in this "Perpetual motion machine examination rules, please." thread:

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?t=48951

...and this thread he started, "Working Model of Perpetual Motion":

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?t=68040

Apparently there was a fair amount of discussion as to what he was working on at the time. I guess it would be up to him to now elaborate on any claim of success. Who knows, though? Maybe some of those old thread participants might just like to reconnect. ;)

Anyway, I'm still skimming through the threads myself.

(...and sorry to anyone I don't get back to, btw. I have some health issues and I sometimes just can't keep up with the discussions.)
 
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I don't think the JREF is going to lose any sleep over this absurd claim. OP is yet to produce anything after how many years?

It would appear that the accusations of lack of testicular fortitude are misdirected...
 
A_Gene_Young said:
amazing. You nailed it more precisely than humanity nailed the hands and feet of Christ.

Spot on is an understatement.
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That being the case, then let us know the details of your claim and we'll do what we can to help you with a workable protocol and maybe even put you in touch with a local, recognised group that can fast-track things for you.
 
malicus said:
Absinthe. Definitely absinthe.
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Well, I have heard that absinthe makes the fart go "HONDA!"

But I have never heard that it turns one into a delusional woo that believes he has overcome the fundamental laws of thermodynamics.
 
bluesjnr said:
That being the case, then let us know the details of your claim and we'll do what we can to help you with a workable protocol and maybe even put you in touch with a local, recognised group that can fast-track things for you.
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Well. I like your style.
 
grunion said:
Well, I have heard that absinthe makes the fart go "HONDA!"

But I have never heard that it turns one into a delusional woo that believes he has overcome the fundamental laws of thermodynamics.
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No laws need to be violated here! Let me make that perfectly clear!!
 
Where have all the testies gone, long time passing?
Where have all the testies gone, long time ago?
Where have all the testies gone?
Young skeptics have picked them everyone.
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?

yeah, long time passin'
 
A_Gene_Young said:
No laws need to be violated here! Let me make that perfectly clear!!
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A_Gene_Young said:
Where have all the testies gone, long time passing?
Where have all the testies gone, long time ago?
Where have all the testies gone?
Young skeptics have picked them everyone.
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?

yeah, long time passin'
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Made perfectly clear by posting doggerel? All the physics in the world just went into spontaneous laughing dog at your assertion.

There's a good chap - step away from the poetry and we can avoid any further public embarrassment.

Take a deep breath. Better? Now tell us about whatever it is you're attempting to not convey through your recent posts.
 
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