What's wrong with bank asking for star sign?

EventHorizon · Aug 30, 2008

I wonder what they'd say to me when I tell them that my sign is Ophiuchus.

Jeff Corey · Aug 30, 2008

I alternate between "Occupied" and "Uranus".

Gord_in_Toronto · Aug 30, 2008

Jeff Corey said:
I alternate between "Occupied" and "Uranus".

Free the Outer Planets!!

UP URANUS!

maxfrost · Aug 30, 2008

My sign, why "Slippery When Wet."

Foolmewunz · Aug 30, 2008

fls said:
It seems to have worked.

Linda

Nominated for pith. (Cruel... but hillarious.)

Ian Osborne · Aug 30, 2008

When a guy uses 'what's your sign?' as a chat-up line, the correct reply is, 'No entry'...

ShowerComic · Sep 6, 2008

The idea said:
The moral is: when making fake ID, use your actual month and day of birth and just use a fake year.

Or look up other trivia about the month and day of birth.

ex: Sept. 11th -- What else happened ??
--> Pete Rose beat Ty Cobb...

MLB News said:
Rose's 4,192nd hit landed on Sept. 11, 1985, breaking Ty Cobb's all-time record.