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Weaponizing hurricanes for the election!!!

Hercules56

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The Jews Zionists at NOAA and NWS have found a way to create and manipulate hurricanes so as to determine their strength and course.

Democrats have bribed them to send a hurricane into red western NC and red parts of FL just north or south of Tampa.

The results? Shut down red voting in NC and FL so as to swing the states Blue!!!!

Prove me wrong.

;)
 
Looks like trajectory is just south of Tampa, where votes are mostly red.

Muhahaha!!!!! The conspiracy is working perfectly.
 
Well at the moment it's flat Earth territory. But flat Earth wasn't a thing and antivax was fringe few years back. Internet augmented stupidity might get as before AI.
 
If Americans could create and manipulate hurricanes, I'm pretty sure we'd have slammed that bitch right into Mara Lago and drowned the stupid lard ass.
 
If Americans could create and manipulate hurricanes, I'm pretty sure we'd have slammed that bitch right into Mara Lago and drowned the stupid lard ass.

How do you drown a human floation device? Just hit every KFC in the country and wait for him to eat himself alive when the craving hits.
 
The US Government (read Pentagon) Air Force tankers were monkeying around with the weather in Vietnam with their
operation Popeye in 1965 to drown the Ho Chi Minh trails' logistics network that feed the NVA and Viet Cong forces in
South Vietnam by salting the monsoon rains with silver iodide crystals as the storms approached the jungle mountains
of interior western South Vietnam from the South China Sea.
In the year 1996 the Air forces Air War College published this research paper.
https://ia601605.us.archive.org/35/items/WeatherAsAForceMultiplier/WeatherAsAForceMultiplier.pdf

The target year cited, 2025, is still two months away.
So the answer to the OP is NO! The monkey brains cannot control the weather yet. If they could control the weather
to harm America's enemies they would have experimented by now. No reports of adverse weather events worldwide to date.
You're now proven wrong. /s
 
Cloud seeding has seen limited success in small areas. Beijing apparently used it to try to clean pollution out of the air before the Olympics. But to extrapolate these limited local effects to an entire hurricane is beyond ridiculous.
 
Cloud seeding has seen limited success in small areas. Beijing apparently used it to try to clean pollution out of the air before the Olympics. But to extrapolate these limited local effects to an entire hurricane is beyond ridiculous.
Classic tactic of conspiracy loons:take a fact and blow it up and twist out of all proportions to spporty your crackpot theory.
 
A major hurricane releases energy equivalent to half of all produced electrical energy produced by mankind on Earth in a year, so unless the Grey Alien Jewish Rand Corporation NWO Deep State Cabal has a couple of hundred thousand or so secret off the grid nuclear reactors we don't know about....
 
What stupidity. If anyone could control hurricanes they would to steer them away from the Gulf Coast. No one can so the hurricanes just keep forming and go where the upper-level winds drive them. Now controlling the wind might be a nice operation, but that isn't going to happen anytime soon, if ever. I'm done with this nonsense.
 
Hurricanes, like Democrats could manage a piss up...etc.

Daylight Saving Time, ending two days before the election, giving everyone an extra hour to vote for Harris/Walz now there is a conspiracy worth conspiring about.
 
At two a.m. Sunday morning November third, daylight savings time will revert back to standard time. Clocks will be set back one hour.
If and when the polls open at eight a.m. on Tuesday morning November fifth, and close Tuesday evening at eight p.m. the polls will be open exactly
twelve hours. EST or EDT, the poll open hours remain the same. Everyone will gain an extra hour of sleep.
Debunker's see conspiracies behind every woodpile.
 
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Hurricanes, like Democrats could manage a piss up...etc.

Daylight Saving Time, ending two days before the election, giving everyone an extra hour to vote for Harris/Walz now there is a conspiracy worth conspiring about.
And an extra hour of sunlight - so more heating of the sea to help form hurricanes.
 
And an extra hour of sunlight - so more heating of the sea to help form hurricanes.
No,The sunlight day would be exactly the same length on Sunday November third as the Saturday November second within a couple of minutes.
Only the artificial measurement of marking time, the clock, would shift from EDS to EST one hour.
 
Whelp.
Quite a few years ago I read a letter to the editor of the Courier Mail (Brisbane tabloid) declaring that, if not for the one hour less sunlight due to Qld Australia not observing daylight saving, the bushfires that year would have been more intense.

I thought it was a piss take at the time. After living here for a while, I’m inclined to believe that the sentiment may well have been genuine
 
The Jews Zionists at NOAA and NWS have found a way to create and manipulate hurricanes so as to determine their strength and course.

Democrats have bribed them to send a hurricane into red western NC and red parts of FL just north or south of Tampa.

The results? Shut down red voting in NC and FL so as to swing the states Blue!!!!

Prove me wrong.

;)
In WHAT way exactly have they "found a way to create and manipulate hurricanes so as to determine their strength and course" ?
 
In WHAT way exactly have they "found a way to create and manipulate hurricanes so as to determine their strength and course" ?
They have harnessed the power of matter/antimatter reactions, which allows them to generate far more energy than the entire world's nuclear arsenals and put that energy into the Gulf of Mexico. The resultant hurricanes are then steered by trillions of invisible fairies who flap their wings to shepherd the storms toward MAGA strongholds. They do this in exchange for tankers full of Bud Light, which they use to turn God fearing kids as gay as a tree full of monkeys.
 
After Helene swept through our home internet was out for three weeks, so I would go to a nearby Panera to have coffee and a bagel and check my mail etcetera. One morning there were two men and two women sitting at the adjacent table and one of them brought up the man-made hurricanes idiocy. They all agreed knowingly, one offering the opinion that you could tell it was artificial because no natural hurricane could be that destructive. Then another brought up the "lithium mines" in North Carolina that "the govermint" was taking over as further proof that Helene was man-made.

My wife even saw a report about people claiming that the state and national parks were closed because, again, "the govermint" wants to take possession of them, even though it already owns them.

Maybe toxins are making people stupider? Or have they always been this stupid and the internet is just amplifying the dumb?
 
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