¿WHAT KIND OF CRICKET? ¿A PARANORMAL CRICKET?
Your imaginary scenarios are brilliant, Checkmite, but you forget a couple of things.
First of all, good old
Occam's razor, of course, which in this case would be: If it sounds like crickets, it probably is because it
is crickets. On the other hand, I have actually confused a cricket (just the one) with electronic sounds, indoors, in the basement of my place of work, and mainly because when you’re dealing with just the one of them, it tends to come at very regular intervals the way you would expect from a piece of electronic equipment, in particular in a basement in a big building where there’s lots of other stuff making (to me) inexplicable noises. I probably would have stuck to my idea of it being caused by electronics if I hadn’t asked one of the janitors what it was. (The building is close to a couple of parks with many crickets, so it’s not strange that one of them occasionally strays and ends up there.)
However, as I've already mentioned, when I'm in Cuba and I hear the sound of crickets, I tend to assume that the sound comes from crickets, and even though my hearing is becoming increasingly impaired, that doesn’t seem to be a bad assumption. And so far, the
correlation between hearing loss and Cuban crickets hasn’t made me suspect that my impaired hearing is caused by the crickets. But then again, I also never had reason to suspect that Cubans might be out to get me for spying on them or trying to destabilize their society – mainly because I wasn’t.
(But if any Cuban high-tech contra-espionage operatives are reading this: I sure could do with a bit of Cuban ingenuity to help me with the problem of not-quite-properly-functioning hearing aids: With your superior talents in the field of acoustics, it shouldn’t pose any big problem! Please?!!)
I only ever ride
motorcycles - never had as much as a driver's license for a
car - but if I ever came across a sound emanating from any of those, literally sounding
"like a falsetto human voice", I would probably have my hearing aid checked before I put myself in the embarrassing situation of having to give your description to a mechanic. (As it is, I've already had to give plenty of embarrassing descriptions of engine malfunctions to mechanics since my skill set tends to be rather … academic.)
A lot of singing does sound like burping to me nowadays, but as long as I’m able to understand the
words of Leonard Cohen, I don’t confuse the two.
But I would find it interesting to have both burping and Leonard Cohen exposed to the kind of manipulation that was done to the recordings of the US ‘diplomats’, i.e. to have them
“de-noised and filtered” by the CIA experts.
Because this is what you seem to forget: There’s a
reason why the crickets in your video clip no longer sound like crickets!
My guess is that right now there’s a lot of
damage control going on in Langley, Virginia. They already had to come up with a credible and not too embarrassing explanation for why their field agents in Havana are behaving like a bunch of highly strung teenage schoolgirls, and now they also have to deal with the recordings of crickets and try to make them sound like something else … like, for instance, how you would imagine that a supersonic commie device would sound in a paranoid sci-fi movie from the 1950s.
And let me assure you, Checkmite and
theprestige, that this comparison isn’t meant to be
condescending: I think that I already mentioned that as a high-school teacher, I actually tend to hold teenage schoolgirls, even when highly strung, in much higher regard than I do American spies!
But still, I am able to empathize with these guys, I mean, with the old JFK documents about to be released, having to work for the Trump Administration and everything. So a piece of advice: There’s already a bunch of guys who are
experts in the field of taking recordings, both visual and audio, of everyday phenomena and turning them into suspicious, sinister stuff.
Let them handle the
Havana tapes from now on. You should not leave that job to a bunch of, let's face it,
amateurs! And if they would want to discuss any of this, i.e. high-tech super-sonic commie sneak attacks, we have
a whole section of the forum dedicated to just that!