Trump's nickname.

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You have to see the video where and Cohen coined the term a year ago. It's Hilarious.

I thought that was all just a ..er... load of crap, but if he'd penned it back then it does perhaps indicate that it may be true. It would explain his terrible tailoring.
 
I thought that was all just a ..er... load of crap, but if he'd penned it back then it does perhaps indicate that it may be true. It would explain his terrible tailoring.

I' don't think Cohen was saying Trump actually took a dump in his pants. I believe he was describing a particular campaign event where Trump was hamming it up on the stage. And seriously, Trump looked liked he was struggling to poop and then his face showed the relief as if he finally squeezed it out..

It's bizarre and you can see why Cohen described it as Von Schitzinpants.
 
After being booted from Bloomberg's Billionaire List...
Donald J. Trump; Millionaire.
To be fair, we don't even know if he is a millionaire. There is value in some of his real estate holdings, but we don't yet know the full extent of his debts. He could actually be a negative-millionaire. (A reverse-millionaire? An anti-millionaire?)
 
To be fair, we don't even know if he is a millionaire. There is value in some of his real estate holdings, but we don't yet know the full extent of his debts. He could actually be a negative-millionaire. (A reverse-millionaire? An anti-millionaire?)

There was a famous story about Trump from his early days...

While passing a homeless person sitting on the street, Trump's child (daughter IIRC) says:

"Oh Daddy, look at that poor man."

Trump says:

"He's not poor, he has thirty two million more dollars than me."

(Indicating that Trump was heavily in debt.)
 
Kimmel’s cuts: “Donnie Nappleseed,” “Dozo The Clown,” “Ebenezer Snoozer,” “Naptain America,” “Sleepy Donzales,” “Snoozin B. Anthony” and “Teddy Doze-evelt.”
 
Scary Larry on X, May 31, 2025
Uh oh! #TACOTrump’s bigly mad.


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The funniest thing about the thread is the MAGA people who think it wasn't meant as satire.
 
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