Trump's nickname.

I don't think this one has been proposed yet so I'll put it here with proper credit.

Susheel said:
I also think that this might have been possible when the marmalade manchild was in power and the Republican party was riding high on cash and people willing to donate to make bulk purcchases. That was how the sprog's book became a bestseller. Now, I don't think Trump has that kind of unbroken support with people willing to part with cash. The Republican Party itself will not wish to get involved with a lot of internal resistance. Also, I don't think the various factions of devotees have that much of spare cash lying around.
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The Best Of #HeWhoShallBeNamed (The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Dec 21, 2021)

 
Even this far past the fact of his (P)residency, new ideas are coming up. After seeing his message today about how everyone should quit the Twitter platform, I thought of

Mr. Po-Twitter-Head
 
Has Dimwitted Donnie Doofus been proposed yet?
That's what I called him years ago when he stood on National Television and told the world he was too stupid to understand the IBM Paper Punch cards that recorded Barack Obama's birth certificate, to magnetic tape in 1961.
The man Litterally told the world he was to stupid to understand holes though paper.
Republicans still want him as their Leader.
 
Came across a few I haven’t seen before:

Velveeta Voldemort
Head of the Wig Party
The Manchurian cantaloupe​

And, coined by The Lincoln Project’s Rick Wilson:

Shambling pantloaf​
 
Chicago Sun-Times columnist Gene Lyons sums up Trump pretty well: Trump is the Crybaby Conqueror, “a congenital braggart who embodies what Christianity has traditionally called the seven deadly sins — greed, lust, envy, sloth, gluttony, pride and wrath — has come to seem the totem of faith for millions of Republican evangelicals,"

"Orwell also understood the personal psychology of the crybaby conqueror: 'The initial, personal cause of [Hitler’s] grievance against the universe can only be guessed at; but at any rate the grievance is here. He is the martyr, the victim, Prometheus chained to the rock, the self-sacrificing hero who fights single-handed against impossible odds. If he were killing a mouse he would know how to make it seem like a dragon,’ Lyons added.
 
Back when I was a kid we had a fly trap , kind of like a lantern with a labyrinth top. Put a dead fish or rotten meat in, and flies would gather in it. Effective but revolting. Called "Big Stinky," it has thus far been my nickname for the International Paper plant in Ticonderoga, but I am considering expanding its use.
 
bruto said:
Back when I was a kid we had a fly trap , kind of like a lantern with a labyrinth top. Put a dead fish or rotten meat in, and flies would gather in it. Effective but revolting. Called "Big Stinky," it has thus far been my nickname for the International Paper plant in Ticonderoga, but I am considering expanding its use.
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I-5 goes right through Tacoma, between Seattle and Portland. There's huge paper mill there. The stink is called the Tacoma Aroma and requires windows up as you drive through.
 
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I-5 goes right through Tacoma, between Seattle and Portland. There's huge paper mill there. The stink is called the Tacoma Aroma and requires windows up as you drive through.
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As a former Tacoman, I resemble that remark! Cause the mills have all closed down.
After Tacoma, I lived in Everett. Whose reputation was even worse.

Back on topic, Trump doesn't need a derogatory nickname. "Trump" is sufficient for any rational person to know he's an evil idiot.
 
A related thought: If Julius Caesar lent his name to mean an imperial title, or Benedict Arnold meaning a traitor, what in the future will labeling someone a 'trump' mean?
 
Considering the recent talk of Trump’s horrible body odor problems, then allow me to suggest:

Ex-President Poopy Pants
 
Latest Trump nickname is trending.

Dementia Don
 
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I like that one. :thumbsup:

Sure to piss him off when he hears it and that makes his dementia worse, a twofur.
 
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