I just have to put this here

[Safe-Keeper]

This is a master class in defending your case, people will be taking notes for ages, no one's done what he did.
No, it's not Donald Dump, this is an even yuger genius, if such a thing is even possible. Like, I am dumbfounded. Make this guy king instead of Il Duce Arancione.

 

[PitPat]

Yep, from A&E Court Cam (I think). Fascinating show about the law part of law and order. He's kind of a star of the show and has a pretty good sense of humor.

Lots of funny and not-so-funny segments from that show. And the obligatory SovCit defenses that judges will have none of.

Simpson shows up a lot in that show, along with long-haired Middleton, and that guy with a bow tie who goes off on defendants but usually cuts them a break after a long speech.

 

[Rolfe]

That's the best laugh I've had this year! And that judge was priceless.

 

[Darat]

Judge Simpson, always a great source of humour.

If you like that type of court video - OldSquishyGardener's Court Watch is a great source.

 

[Darat]

Yep, from A&E Court Cam (I think). Fascinating show about the law part of law and order. He's kind of a star of the show and
has a pretty good sense of humor.
Lots of funny and not-so-funny segments from that show. And the obligatory SovCit defenses that judges will have none of.

Simpson shows up a lot in that show, along with long-haired Middleton, and that guy with a bow tie who goes off on defendants but usually cuts them a break after a long speech.

He does but piss him off and you'll find out he's not a softie - you can always tell when something is going to happen to someone in the court room as "Mr Allen" (I think that's his name - looks like what we would call the court bailiff over here) will make his way to be standing behind the defendant.