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I have some issues with our "designer"

Travis

Misanthrope of the Mountains
Travis
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How is it that we humans can wake up from sleep with our necks feeling like a thousand pain cannons are firing into them? How is this possible when the neck felt fine when going to bed?

Why is there a prostate wrapped around a tube through which liquid waste is dispensed and why does this prostate have propensity to grow with age?

Why do women have to give birth through a canal that is sandwiched between so many bones and organs?

What's the deal with testicular and breast cancer?

Why is it I can accidentally bite my own tongue?

For the love of everything why do I have a tailbone and why does it hurt so much when you fall on it?

Was it really necessary to make my testes so sensitive to anything bad happening to them?



All I'm saying is that an omnipotent being that designed us from the cell up should have corrected these faults before we went beyond the beta version.
 
I dont think it is a fault. It is just an accident of nature. We have body of course it hurts when this body is not functioning well. It has nothing to do with the "designer"
 
Why are my balls hanging out there unprotected in front of everything?

BAD design. I know the sperm likes to be under a certain temperature, but a slight tweak to that requirement would let me retract my nuts in case of danger.
 
piojunbabia said:
I dont think it is a fault. It is just an accident of nature. We have body of course it hurts when this body is not functioning well. It has nothing to do with the "designer"
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Why would a perfect being design something so clearly imperfect? For kicks?
 
Monketey Ghost said:
Why are my balls hanging out there unprotected in front of everything?

BAD design. I know the sperm likes to be under a certain temperature, but a slight tweak to that requirement would let me retract my nuts in case of danger.
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have you showed that to a doctor? i am sure no expert but i have hanging something in front, no not my fat belly :D
 
Even if they are not in front they are still way too exposed for my liking. Something that sensitive should come with armor.
 
Travis said:
How is it that we humans can wake up from sleep with our necks feeling like a thousand pain cannons are firing into them? How is this possible when the neck felt fine when going to bed?
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Nature's way of trying to prevent you from sleeping in an unhealthy position ever again. But you probably weren't even aware at the time you did it. You were probably asleep. So it's not the best design, I agree.

Was it really necessary to make my testes so sensitive to anything bad happening to them?
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Nature's way of reminding you, constantly, to keep your balls out of harm's way. If mens' balls routinely got smashed, cratered, whatever ... it would threaten the survival of our lousy species. ... You have the skills as a human to build some scrot armor for yourself. Will you do it?

... The other items ... who knows. There are an abundance of seemingly annoying or awful glitches outside the human species also. Why do animals need to eat other animals alive (chewing and grinding them while they're still conscious) in order to survive? What's with murdering one's mate following coitus, for certain insects? And so on.
 
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I don't believe we have a designer, but if turns out we do, then he/she just sucks at their job.
 
Travis said:
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Why is there a prostate wrapped around a tube through which liquid waste is dispensed and why does this prostate have propensity to grow with age?
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Exercise it more frequently.
That works! ;)
 
Why is my brain in my head, connected to my torso by a thin, easily damaged cord? Why is the windpipe so easy to crush? Why is the jugular so close to the surface of the skin?

And why is it possible for me to need a drink and a pee when most of that liquid could safely be reabsorbed into my bloodstream?
 
ProbeX said:
Nature's way of trying to prevent you from sleeping in an unhealthy position ever again. But you probably weren't even aware at the time you did it. You were probably asleep. So it's not the best design, I agree.
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Exactly, why design necks that could be hurt by sleeping in an unhealthy position?

Nature's way of reminding you, constantly, to keep your balls out of harm's way. If mens' balls routinely got smashed, cratered, whatever ... it would threaten the survival of our lousy species. ... You have the skills as a human to build some scrot armor for yourself. Will you do it?
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It seems some other means of reproduction could have been come up with.

... The other items ... who knows. There are an abundance of seemingly annoying or awful glitches outside the human species also. Why do animals need to eat other animals alive (chewing and grinding them while they're still conscious) in order to survive? What's with murdering one's mate following coitus, for certain insects? And so on.
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Also good points.
 
Monketey Ghost said:
Why are my balls hanging out there unprotected in front of everything?

BAD design. I know the sperm likes to be under a certain temperature, but a slight tweak to that requirement would let me retract my nuts in case of danger.
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Because, umm, God wanted to give a half-assed way to defend yourself against attack or rape.

Now why God allows attacks and rapes in the first place is another story. Mental deficiencies and an inherent evil streak are my guesses.














































...unless anyone has a better idea?
 
Why do we get shafted with very few natural weapons? I could have used a set of claws, spray gland, or some kind of venom plenty of times in my life.

While we are at it, one would think an omnipotent designer would have made inter species communication a priority. How many injuries or deaths could be avoided if we could explain to a wild animal that we have no intentions of taking their kids or territory? Not to mention the benefits to herding animals " Hey cows, get over there! Why.....we'll tell you later. "
 
Sceptic Tank said:
And why is it possible for me to need a drink and a pee when most of that liquid could safely be reabsorbed into my bloodstream?
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The simple answer to this is that it is not the liquid which is being excreted. It is the other waste products which are being excreted - urea is the major one, but others (especially poisons) are as important. The water is merely a transport medium which is being used to get rid of them.

As a matter of interest, a number of species (particularly those which live in salt water) don't excrete much water in urine. They eject fairly solid pellets of waste in this way.
 
Well why do we need waste at all? Surely a perfect being could come up with some method of powering us where everything consumed is turned into energy with no loss.
 
Paul W said:
The simple answer to this is that it is not the liquid which is being excreted. It is the other waste products which are being excreted - urea is the major one, but others (especially poisons) are as important. The water is merely a transport medium which is being used to get rid of them.
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Yes, I know what urine is. What I'm saying is that if the body were truly designed then you wouldn't excrete a substance that is 95% water while also being dehydrated.
 
Travis said:
Well why do we need waste at all? Surely a perfect being could come up with some method of powering us where everything consumed is turned into energy with no loss.
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I really can't imagine the production meeting that happened with this.

Michael - So god, i was thinking. Why don't we make them have to produce a foul substance every so often.

God- That would be some funny **** , what are you thinking?

Michael - Well, we make it come out of an area they don't want to show people, and we will make the act itself pretty nasty as well. I am thinking a lot of bad smells, some loud funny noises , and make it so that if the substance gets on anything it is pretty much ruined.

God - that is priceless, and why don't we make it take 5-10 minutes so whatever they were doing is interrupted. Man that will be annoying when someone is watching a movie.

Michael - You know i was thinking though, what if they just don't do it?

God- Who cares about them? They don't do it they die, and as a matter of fact i will make it one of the worst ways to go. We are not going to go through all of this just to watch people avoid it.

Michael - **laughter** You know, honestly, there is nothing that i like more than combining mortality with humor.
 
Travis said:
How is it that we humans can wake up from sleep with our necks feeling like a thousand pain cannons are firing into them? How is this possible when the neck felt fine when going to bed?
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Amd how many people wake up like this. Maybe the designer figured we would be smart enough...ouch that hurts, means oh something busted, get it fixed

Why is there a prostate wrapped around a tube through which liquid waste is dispensed and why does this prostate have propensity to grow with age?
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When did design mean perfection

Why do women have to give birth through a canal that is sandwiched between so many bones and organs?
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You do know those bones move dont you, then go back when the jobs done

What's the deal with testicular and breast cancer?
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Never heard of designed redundancy. It would be pretty crowded right now if every human that ever lived was still alive

Why is it I can accidentally bite my own tongue?
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So you remember not to do it agan

For the love of everything why do I have a tailbone and why does it hurt so much when you fall on it?
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See above - aversion to falling over is a good thing. Better to learn by bumping something useless than to go the full monty and break something you really need

Was it really necessary to make my testes so sensitive to anything bad happening to them?
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Yes to remember what they are, how important they are, and get them the hell out of the way if danger is present

All I'm saying is that an omnipotent being that designed us from the cell up should have corrected these faults before we went beyond the beta version.
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Opinions are like rectums....The designer gave all of us one of them too
 
MG1962 said:
Amd how many people wake up like this. Maybe the designer figured we would be smart enough...ouch that hurts, means oh something busted, get it fixed



When did design mean perfection



You do know those bones move dont you, then go back when the jobs done



Never heard of designed redundancy. It would be pretty crowded right now if every human that ever lived was still alive



So you remember not to do it agan



See above - aversion to falling over is a good thing. Better to learn by bumping something useless than to go the full monty and break something you really need



Yes to remember what they are, how important they are, and get them the hell out of the way if danger is present



Opinions are like rectums....The designer gave all of us one of them too
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Your post seems to hinge on design does not equal perfection. I rebut that with the fact that a perfect designer, by virtue is going to design something perfectly. And when said designer has the laws of the universe at his command, points like " it would be crowded in here" cease to have merit. He could simply have made the earth get a little bigger/ a little more land with every person.

GIGO works the opposite way too. If the designer is perfect, the design is going to be perfect. There would be no way for error to get into the equation unless the design was delegated to a non perfect person ( and even then that would indicate imperfect logic, making the designer not perfect, and leading to the stupid omnipotence feedback loop that happens anytime the issue of a perfect being comes up. )
 
sadhatter said:
Your post seems to hinge on design does not equal perfection. I rebut that with the fact that a perfect designer, by virtue is going to design something perfectly. And when said designer has the laws of the universe at his command, points like " it would be crowded in here" cease to have merit. He could simply have made the earth get a little bigger/ a little more land with every person.
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And you know the intention of a designer was to design perfectly how exactly?
 
sadhatter said:
Why do we get shafted with very few natural weapons? I could have used a set of claws, spray gland, or some kind of venom plenty of times in my life.
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Well to the "Designer (tm)" defense... "Humankind 1.0" did have fantastic natural weapons (even fireable boobs as in Mazinger Z)... of course it destroyed itself like 4 days after...

What Genesis have u been reading?


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God got mad at eve and adam and a talking snake god allowed to live in a garden even though he was mankinds oldest enemy. They ate a fruit off of a tree that god planted after god told them not to.
 
Travis said:
How is it that we humans can wake up from sleep with our necks feeling like a thousand pain cannons are firing into them? How is this possible when the neck felt fine when going to bed?

Why is there a prostate wrapped around a tube through which liquid waste is dispensed and why does this prostate have propensity to grow with age?

Why do women have to give birth through a canal that is sandwiched between so many bones and organs?

What's the deal with testicular and breast cancer?

Why is it I can accidentally bite my own tongue?

For the love of everything why do I have a tailbone and why does it hurt so much when you fall on it?

Was it really necessary to make my testes so sensitive to anything bad happening to them?



All I'm saying is that an omnipotent being that designed us from the cell up should have corrected these faults before we went beyond the beta version.
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Why do you hate Jesus Christ?
 
Travis said:
All I'm saying is that an omnipotent being that designed us from the cell up should have corrected these faults before we went beyond the beta version.
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Well, these flaws were pointed out to him.
One of his angels compiled a report of the shortcomings of the human design, with suggested improvements. Turn out that God really doesn't like to be corrected, and said angel was fired and banished and punished. He goes by "Satan" now, and is in hiding from God. Maybe you've heard of the chap...
 
MG1962 said:
And you know the intention of a designer was to design perfectly how exactly?
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Because you cannot create imperfection out of perfection. It would be like attempting to make dirty water out of purified water, you can't without adding something. And when god is everything , there is nothing to add.
 
sadhatter said:
Because you cannot create imperfection out of perfection. It would be like attempting to make dirty water out of purified water, you can't without adding something. And when god is everything , there is nothing to add.
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So I am the only one here who realises this was just a recycling project?
 
What you don't realise is that mankind was perfect before the fall. So prostate, tongue biting, cancer are all a natural result of mankinds fall from perfection.

This proves evolution to be true, because that's the only thing that accounts for the changes to mankind after the FALL. :)

Oh yeah and all of animal kind must have fallen from perfection through evolution too. Unless god actually created the ebola virus, or the worm that burrows into eyes or the praying mantis copulation procedure.
 
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