• Due to ongoing issues caused by Search, it has been temporarily disabled
  • Please excuse the mess, we're moving the furniture and restructuring the forum categories

Dreadful days are coming

jimbob said:
Click to expand...

I presume that is the full vid that they showed once on The Tube, which left very little to the imagination?

I might have a listen to Red Sparowes' At The Soundless Dawn... as that one has always sounded to me like the soundtrack to some post-apocalyptic sf movie...And it's all ended, hasn't it?
 
Carrot Flower King said:
I presume that is the full vid that they showed once on The Tube, which left very little to the imagination?

I might have a listen to Red Sparowes' At The Soundless Dawn... as that one has always sounded to me like the soundtrack to some post-apocalyptic sf movie...And it's all ended, hasn't it?
Click to expand...

TBH it was the first one when I searched on Youtube
 
Guys, last night on my drive home there was a glow on the horizon. When I got closer I drove past a raging inferno. Does anyone know if Nibiru looks like a flaming Subaru?
 
OMG!! It's the 22th of 22, and this morning some guy stuck a needle in my arm and let the blood flow out! Oh, the humanity!
But they did let me have some juice and chips afterwards.
 
I got held up at work by a power outage and had to stay and make sure nobody opened the fridges or freezers. This caused me to miss a fine dinner of fresh caught fish and chips.

That's my dreadfulness for today. Oh the humanity!
 
I rolled out of bed at 1:30 in the afternoon, took a 3 and 3/4 mile walk, met some friends at a local watering hole for some pleasant conversation, returned home to eat two homemade cheeseburgers that were delicious, and the weather has been beautiful and warm all day. Perhaps I am experiencing the arrival of Bizzarro-Nibiru???
 
I knew I didn't need to post anything in this thread. All I had to do was wait out the March 22 deadline.

Now I will wait out the May deadline but this time I will only post something if something happens.
 
Trebuchet said:
OMG!! It's the 22th of 22, and this morning some guy stuck a needle in my arm and let the blood flow out! Oh, the humanity!
But they did let me have some juice and chips afterwards.
Click to expand...

Did you donate in case people need blood in disaster? Good job.
 
Cat Not Included said:
I was afraid this was going to be another letdown of an apocalypse, but its right up there with Y2k and 2012.
Click to expand...

Well, Y2k was actually a thing. A lot of people did a lot of work to keep it from causing multiple significant problems (though not, to be sure, a techn-apocalypse).

But this whole thread has just been a boring exercise of regurgitated stupidity with no other point than to get attention from the grown-ups.
 
My little bit of Derbyshire appears much the same as usual. No giant planets or mutant goats in the sky, though I suppose aliens could have landed at the back of the mini-Morrison's without anyone noticing.
 
Living in a post-apocalyptic hell here. Roving gangs of feral mutants in search of food, gasoline, and sex slaves. Human sacrifice and cannibalism. So yeah, all's normal in New Jersey.
 
Agatha said:
My little bit of Derbyshire appears much the same as usual. No giant planets or mutant goats in the sky, though I suppose aliens could have landed at the back of the mini-Morrison's without anyone noticing.
Click to expand...

Ha, im my part of Derbyshire, there is a weird flaming orb in the sky.
 
jimbob said:
Ha, im my part of Derbyshire, there is a weird flaming orb in the sky.
Click to expand...

Don't worry, Jim, it'll be gone in a couple of hours...

Talking of which, when we passed through that part of the world in January (going to Baslow a daft way) going over Holme Moss and down to Glossop there was the most spectacular glow of sunset over to the west, to the point that Manchester nearly looked attractive.
 
Carrot Flower King said:
Don't worry, Jim, it'll be gone in a couple of hours...

Talking of which, when we passed through that part of the world in January (going to Baslow a daft way) going over Holme Moss and down to Glossop there was the most spectacular glow of sunset over to the west, to the point that Manchester nearly looked attractive.
Click to expand...

Wow, you were right. You must be a prophet.
 
Emre_1974tr said:
2 months...
Click to expand...

So, why didn't **** happen on Tuesday?

I'd love an explanation for this. I mean, a whole solar system and planets and comets'n'that has just vanished, like it was never there at all! How's that happen?

That's some pretty freaky ****, right there!

Aaaah well, at least my corncrake hunt in the Outer Hebrides can still go ahead in early May.
 
Carrot Flower King said:
So, why didn't **** happen on Tuesday?

I'd love an explanation for this. I mean, a whole solar system and planets and comets'n'that has just vanished, like it was never there at all! How's that happen?

That's some pretty freaky ****, right there!

Aaaah well, at least my corncrake hunt in the Outer Hebrides can still go ahead in early May.
Click to expand...


Obviously it missed. It’s gotta turn around to make another pass, and that takes time. I mean, you don’t have room to do a three-point turn with a solar system just anywhere on your orbital, you know.


Sent from my volcanic island lair using carrier pigeon.
 
Thermal said:
Living in a post-apocalyptic hell here. Roving gangs of feral mutants in search of food, gasoline, and sex slaves. Human sacrifice and cannibalism. So yeah, all's normal in New Jersey.
Click to expand...


Fry : So you're saying these aren't the decaying ruins of New York in the year 4000?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : You wish. You're in Los Angeles.
Fry : But there was this gang of ten-year-olds with guns.
Leela : Exactly. You're in L.A.
Fry : But everyone is driving around in cars shooting at each other.
Bender : That's L.A. for you.
Fry : But the air is green and there's no sign of civilization whatsoever.
Bender : He just won't stop with the social commentary.
 
Carrot Flower King said:
So, why didn't **** happen on Tuesday?

I'd love an explanation for this. I mean, a whole solar system and planets and comets'n'that has just vanished, like it was never there at all! How's that happen?

That's some pretty freaky ****, right there!

Aaaah well, at least my corncrake hunt in the Outer Hebrides can still go ahead in early May.
Click to expand...

Ask whoever claimed it would.
 
Steve said:
A chap named Emre_1974tr, in his opening post. Of course he couched his claims using such weasel words as "it is claimed" in an attempt to establish plausible deniability but the claims in that OP are, in reality, his own.
Click to expand...

That's the weasel way. If (when) his prophecy failed, he could say it wasn't his, he was simply commenting on someone else's prediction. And in the very unlikely event that he was right, he could claim it was his prophecy all along. I'll bet this is a lesson he learned long ago. In two months we can look forward to another new countdown and another "Ask whoever claimed it would". Oh, and more laughs.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom