novaphile
Quester of Doglets
The UFO clubs reminds me of this one (I don't think this happened to me, but I have source amnesia so am never sure):
Our narrator tells the tale of his first and last local UFO club meeting.
A large group in a local hall with basic meetings stuff, then tales from participants about their UFO encounters.
One local lass, gets up and talked about how she was at the local lake, in her boyfriend's car, kissing, cuddling and fooling about, and occasionally noticing the bright light near the horizon just after sunset.
(Our narrator was nodding to himself, thinking 'Venus')
Then the girl explained that she suddenly felt warm all over, a strange feeling that started in her midsection, and expanded out to her whole body. Leaving her feeling happy and relaxed.
At this point, she realised that the bright object was a UFO and she had been scanned by that UFO.
The narrator left the meeting after discussion about UFO scanning and how common it was, wondering how he could be the only person in the room that knew what an orgasm was.
And that's why he never went back.
Our narrator tells the tale of his first and last local UFO club meeting.
A large group in a local hall with basic meetings stuff, then tales from participants about their UFO encounters.
One local lass, gets up and talked about how she was at the local lake, in her boyfriend's car, kissing, cuddling and fooling about, and occasionally noticing the bright light near the horizon just after sunset.
(Our narrator was nodding to himself, thinking 'Venus')
Then the girl explained that she suddenly felt warm all over, a strange feeling that started in her midsection, and expanded out to her whole body. Leaving her feeling happy and relaxed.
At this point, she realised that the bright object was a UFO and she had been scanned by that UFO.
The narrator left the meeting after discussion about UFO scanning and how common it was, wondering how he could be the only person in the room that knew what an orgasm was.
And that's why he never went back.