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Speaking of physics flashbacks, this reminds me of my old high school physics teacher, who use coyote&roadrunner cartoons in all his word problems.



"If NWO Kitty has Mad Cow bearing down on him at 35 km/hr, and NWO Kitty can jump at 4.5 m/s initial velocity, at what time T and angle A should NWO Kitty jump at, in order to land on Mad Cow's back? Assume Mad Cow starts moving 50 m away from NWO Kitty. show your work."
 
Horatius said:
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Speaking of physics flashbacks, this reminds me of my old high school physics teacher, who use coyote&roadrunner cartoons in all his word problems.



"If NWO Kitty has Mad Cow bearing down on him at 35 km/hr, and NWO Kitty can jump at 4.5 m/s initial velocity, at what time T and angle A should NWO Kitty jump at, in order to land on Mad Cow's back? Assume Mad Cow starts moving 50 m away from NWO Kitty. show your work."
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I need the height and length of Mad Cow to work that out don't I?
 
Horatius said:
Speaking of physics flashbacks, this reminds me of my old high school physics teacher, who use coyote&roadrunner cartoons in all his word problems.



"If NWO Kitty has Mad Cow bearing down on him at 35 km/hr, and NWO Kitty can jump at 4.5 m/s initial velocity, at what time T and angle A should NWO Kitty jump at, in order to land on Mad Cow's back? Assume Mad Cow starts moving 50 m away from NWO Kitty. show your work."
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How tall is Mad Cow?
 
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Horatius said:
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Speaking of physics flashbacks, this reminds me of my old high school physics teacher, who use coyote&roadrunner cartoons in all his word problems.



"If NWO Kitty has Mad Cow bearing down on him at 35 km/hr, and NWO Kitty can jump at 4.5 m/s initial velocity, at what time T and angle A should NWO Kitty jump at, in order to land on Mad Cow's back? Assume Mad Cow starts moving 50 m away from NWO Kitty. show your work."
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um, below is an actual problem from my relativity text from college, chapter 1 (review of Newtonian mechanics) problem 2. Page 11. Special Relativity. T.M Helliwell 1986.

A 3-1/2 ton two-horned African rhinoceros charges at 30 miles/hour into a 7-ton ball of putty sitting on a frictionless sheet of ice in a perfect vacuum. Assuming the rhino gets stuck in the putty, find the final velocity of the two. Is kinetic energy conserved in the collision?
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The author of the book (and the professor of the class) had a thing about rhinos. The cover of the book even had a cartoon image of two rhino's facing each other.
 
One forward flip? Not even a paw-stand?

That's only a 7.6 at best. You need more work on the pommel cow, get to it.
 
Sam.I.Am said:
One forward flip? Not even a paw-stand?

That's only a 7.6 at best. You need more work on the pommel cow, get to it.
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Alas, the Pure Awesomeness of NWO Kitty is severely restricted by the Complete Lack of Awesomeness of my artistic skills.
 
NWO Kitty lost his gun huh? Not something I would expect an evil mastermind to do unless he's lost his cool.

<CT>That's not NWO Kitty but a stunt double and the person in charge of continuity will soon be "Disappeared" or have a sudden case of the "Klutzies" leading to an untimely and unfortunate death by accident</CT>
 
Any decent barbecue will have pork products. Time to introduce the new world oinkers.
 
While pork is a BBQ staple what many people think of as a BBQ is actually called grilling. Grilled steaks and burgers especially. Pork is better cooked low and slow.

And don't forget kids, grilled veggies are yummy too.

*votes for steaks at the NWO Labor Day picnic*
 
Because I am tickled pink by the phrase "new world oinkers", I'm voting for pork BBQ.

Although a side of steak or hamburgers would be nice too...
 
I know with comedians, it's traditional to roast the guest of honor.
 
Dear Sir,

As an NWO officer I abhor the implication that the NWO is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we now have the problem relatively under control.

Respectfully,
Myriad,
In a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms, and garlic
 
Perhaps Mad Cow is allergic to the BBQ sauce, and it causes a terrible rash around his mouth.
I want to see a pocked cow lips now.
 
From another thread:

Horatius said:
I decided to just go for a simple badge of honour:

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It's been quite a day here!

You'll see why in a little while longer....
 
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1000 strips......


....and I almost forgot to put Alberta and Gravy in there......


Sigh. :D
 
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