Mojo
Mostly harmless
How about George Armstrong Custer at the Little Big Horn.
Post #16
OK, how about John Sedgwick at the battle of Spotsylvania Court House?
How about George Armstrong Custer at the Little Big Horn.
Post #16
OK, how about John Sedgwick at the battle of Spotsylvania Court House?
While you do make a good case, I'll tend to give a pass to ideas that existed only on a drawing board or as a test prototype and then cancelled. Sometimes you have to go empirical and actually do the full scale experiment before you know for sure that it doesn't work.
That's why I went with things like the Volksjäger program that actually got put into mass production, and actually got thousands of kids killed when, yeah, it came unglued in the air or some control surface just flew off.
Was that actually that bad an idea, or was it something that used minimal resources and achieved almost nothing?
It used up resources, and achieved absolutely nothing, is good enough for me to count it as a bad idea. Maybe not as bad as some of the others, but yeah.
I'd agree And also class the following as more like a prototype and not a bad idea, because it had the chance of a large effect....at least according to the knowledge available to the Japanese at the time.
I'm finding it rather amusing that a "new posts" search a few minutes ago resulted in:
Bad Ideas in Military History
The Russian Invasion of Ukraine
in that order.
Yeah, well, that invasion definitely counts as such.
Maybe Putin should let the head of the army decide on such things. I mean, he knows how much he stole and if the rest is actually enough to do anything in a war.
Hell, just let the army head in charge.
We could call it a Shoigunate![]()
Well the British equivalent was cheap and rather effective.Was that actually that bad an idea, or was it something that used minimal resources and achieved almost nothing?
Another one.
US logistics in the Spanish American war.
Not flashy like a bad weapon. But had much the same result. Sort of like the crappy job Russia has done in Ukraine except the situation was more complex and Spain weak enough that it did not make a difference.
Things that went wrong:
New national guard units from the north sent south to encampments near southern swamps where they got exposed to malaria.
Units created for the war and sent south never getting to Cuba. Those that did get there suffered long delays.
Cavalry units being sent to Cuba and into battle without their horses.
Results:
US army war college gets created so officers are trained on more than tactics.
US army transportation corps starts buying ships. There are still soldiers who are sailors.
Mark 14 torpedoes anyone?
US east coast cities not blacking out, making US cargo ships easy targets for German subs?
Edited by sarge:removed moderated content
What's wrong with the Mark 14 torpedo?
Still a stupid weapon thanks to fallout.
Around the same time they were also publishing articles from people claiming the blitzkrieg was a myth.
1. The US Army going to the gray ACU uniforms, and the US Navy's blue berry uniforms. Totally unnecessary, and in the case of the Army, the gray uniforms got guys killed.
2. Operation Iraqi Freedom. Total miscalculation, waste of lives and resources. Destroyed US credibility. The sad thing is Saddam would have either eventually given the world a reason to invade, or there is a good chance he would have been Arab-Springed.
3. Ham & Olive Loaf MREs. War crime in peace time.
4. COP Keating, Afghanistan. Everyone involved with the establishment of this outpost in that location should have been courtsmarshalled, and shot.
5. Operation Anaconda, 2002. Poorly conceived and planned. The US Army made the same mistakes the Soviets did in that same area, but with the knowledge that the Soviets blew it. We did the exact same thing. Only our precision weapons made the difference. Better planning, and less interference from SecDef Rumsfeld might - MIGHT - have resulted in the capture or killing of Bin Laden at Tora Bora, and saved us 19 years, thousands of lives, and billions of dollars.
Tho Ham and Olive loaf MRE were bad, but the Pork Patties were even worse
It seems like every generation of US soliders has a really bad field ration to endure. In Vietnam, it was Ham and Lima Beans. The soldiers showed how much they liked it by calling it Han and Motherf*****s
The difference is that Bush and co. actually believed it. I think.Some mistakes are of the sort that get repeated.
Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld on Iraq in 2003: "We will be welcomed as saviors and the invasion will pay for itself!"
Putin/Shoigu/Gerasimov on Ukraine in 2022: "We will be welcomed as saviors and the invasion will pay for itself!"
The difference is that Bush and co. actually believed it. I think.
I'll add:
- The F-104. A classic case of the old sports cliche "stats are for losers." (Of course you could add others like the F-102 and the trendy pick is the F-35 but debatable)
- The Alamo.
- The idea that we could install a sustainable democracy in the Middle East.
- Hitler not taking advantage of Dunkirk.
- Germany not taking long-range bombers seriously.
---
Bonus subcategory: Bad ideas in military history that somehow worked or paid off anyway. For example, the Tet offensive. Destroyed the North Vietnamese Army, but also somehow sapped America's political will to continue fighting.
Perhaps worse in that war, the US Army sent a detachment of AH-64 attack helicopters after an elite Iraqi regiment. They had been trained to fire from stationary, for accuracy. Moments after they took off, the entirely functional Iraqi cell phone network lit up, tracking their movements. When they go to the target, they went stationary to fire. Oops. One captured intact, pretty much all seriously damaged. No damage to the foe.Dunno if this was a bad idea or a legitimate case of "we won't know one way or the other unless we actually try it", but in the early days of Operation Iraqi Freedom, the US decided to test the heavy air defenses around Baghdad with the largest F-16 sortie in history - 75 planes total. The sortie was a complete failure. No targets were hit. Miraculously only two of the attacking planes were shot down (both pilots survived). Before the test, only stealth planes and cruise missiles were being used on those targets. After the test, the US opted to continue only using stealth planes and cruise missiles on those targets.
Apparently part of the problem was bad OPSEC, so the defenders knew the sortie was coming and were well prepared. Also, in the early 90s the US lacked the battle management tools necessary to coordinate that many planes all at once. This exacerbated the difficulties they had refueling, and caused the air group to string out and trickle into the target area instead of properly saturating the defenses. Also the Iraqis had more radars than the escort jammers could suppress.
My general view is that everyone makes mistakes in war. I feel like, as long as you're making interesting mistakes, and learning from them, they're not necessarily bad ideas. This wasn't Russian vehicles rolling around the countryside without infantry screens, like we're seeing in Ukraine right now. This was some "who dares wins" type stuff. Bet if we tried it again today, it would go a lot different.
---
Bonus subcategory: Bad ideas in military history that somehow worked or paid off anyway. For example, the Tet offensive. Destroyed the North Vietnamese Army, but also somehow sapped America's political will to continue fighting.
I'm finding it rather amusing that a "new posts" search a few minutes ago resulted in:
Bad Ideas in Military History
The Russian Invasion of Ukraine
in that order.
Perhaps worse in that war, the US Army sent a detachment of AH-64 attack helicopters after an elite Iraqi regiment. They had been trained to fire from stationary, for accuracy. Moments after they took off, the entirely functional Iraqi cell phone network lit up, tracking their movements. When they go to the target, they went stationary to fire. Oops. One captured intact, pretty much all seriously damaged. No damage to the foe.
The USMC, relegated to older attack helicopters, trained their pilots to fire on the move.
Then there's the US Air Farce, which has spent the last 35 years trying to get rid of the A-10 because it doesn't look cool. Who cares if it just works?
Well, in the bad ideas category, I'd vote for attacking your ally. Multiple examples, actually, but probably the least likely to be controversial is Napoleon's invasion of Spain. Spain had been an ally of France, and had helped him take Portugal and thus secure that possible route for the UK to get into the war.
Napoleon however -- being the unstable psycho we all know and love -- was growing dissatisfied with Spain. Spain had significant social unrest and had somewhat lost its usefulness anyway, after its fleet had been nearly obliterated at Trafalgar. (Yay for Nelson.) Which was also one part of the reason for that unrest. So he thinks, yeah, obviously that's because of a weak ruler. What Spain OBVIOUSLY needs is someone to rule it with an iron fist.
So he attacks his ally by surprise, without any declaration of war. The Spanish government was desperately asking why is their ally attacking their cities and got no answer all the way until... Napoleon forces the king to surrender and installs Napoleon's own brother as a puppet king. Then he starts confiscating wealth and imposes a ridiculous 100 million francs fine on Spain.
Well, needless to say, things didn't go like in his imagination.
One of the first things Spain did while still under attack by France was to pull its troops out of Portugal. You know, because it needed them desperately at home. Portugal was lost just like that, which allowed the UK a foothold that would bog Napoleon royally down.
Once the coup was complete, the Spanish went from unrest to outright rebellion. This would pretty much end up being Napoleon's Vietnam for the next several years. Not the least because, see above, now he would continue to face UK landings in the Iberian peninsula, which he never managed to control enough to stop them. Even when he'd manage to chase an army off, they'd just come back later.
So yeah, one dumb idea that cost thousands of lives and was as counter-productive as it gets.
Which is why I've said for years that the only thing wrong with the A-10 is the writing on the side. It ought to say "US ARMY".Close Air Support has always had..until recently..a tough time n the USAF which always been dominating by The feud between the Bomber Barons and the Fighter Mafia with CAS a distant third in beureaucratic war.
Are battlecruisers still considered a bad idea, or has the thinking shifted to 'they were fine but they used them wrong'?
I recall Beatty's understated line at Jutland: "There seems to be something wrong with our bloody ships today", after two blew up spectacularly. That seems to have been partly due to design, and partly due to powder handling.
---
Along the same lines, I've never been able to decide if armored cruisers were a bad idea from the start or if I'm just blinded by hindsight.
The concept of the Battlecruiser was to be able to outfight anything you couldn't outrun, and outrun anything you couldn't outfight. That was demonstrated in the Battle of the Falklands, where the battlecruisers were able to do both against Von Spee's ships, although the outcome might have been different had Von Spee retained some AP ammo, since he scored several hits to one British in the earlier stages.From what I have read, Battlecruisers were never supposed to serve in the line fo battle and slug it out with Battleships, but they were so expensive to build that the pressure to put them into the Line Of Battle in major engagements became impossible to resist.
There may be an alternate explanation: the composition and manufacturing standards of the cordite used at the time, combined with the lax standards in keeping the ship clean. (And at least the British ships tended to explode in battle. The French occasionally just detonated for no obvious reason.)
I'm not a chemist myself, but Drachinifel had a video where a real chemist with expertise in explosives explains that hypothesis.