Australian MAGA cafe closes after just six weeks of operation, owner blames ‘snowflakes’

[kookbreaker]

On a tangential note - there was a FB post in one of the Philadelphia groups that told about how a bagel place was closing.
Naturally, as always happens the out-of-regioners start moaning and crying for the place and how bad it was the all those Democratic leadership lead to its collapse. The folks from Carbon county were particularly loud about how bad it was that Philly kept electing Democrats and this is why the city was constantly on fire like Fox News told them and this bagel place closed.

Then someone posted replies to the GOP pretending-to-care crowd pointing out something rather important about the place's business plan.

Did they have good bagels? Who knows!

But their opening time?

9AM.

A bagel place.

Opening at 9AM.

Can't imagine what the problem was. But its the Democrat's fault I'm sure.

 

[novaphile]

On a tangential note - there was a FB post in one of the Philadelphia groups that told about how a bagel place was closing.
Naturally, as always happens the out-of-regioners start moaning and crying for the place and how bad it was the all those Democratic leadership lead to its collapse. The folks from Carbon county were particularly loud about how bad it was that Philly kept electing Democrats and this is why the city was constantly on fire like Fox News told them and this bagel place closed.

Then someone posted replies to the GOP pretending-to-care crowd pointing out something rather important about the place's business plan.

Did they have good bagels? Who knows!

But their opening time?

9AM.

A bagel place.

Opening at 9AM.

Can't imagine what the problem was. But its the Democrat's fault I'm sure.

By comparison, I happened to visit a beach-side cafe on the weekend, and noticed the opening hours...

6.30 am every day, seven days per week.

Imagine! A business being open early in the morning, when people want to buy breakfast, or a coffee to consume while they walk on the beach!

Clearly communism.

 

[shemp]

I'm retired, and I like places where I can eat breakfast at noon.

 

[Norman Alexander]

I'm retired, and I like places where I can eat breakfast at noon.

Nursing homes?

 

[smartcooky]

Well, the evidence of two failed ventures suggests they don't like pancakes quite enough.

(I'm trying so hard to think of puns for foods racists might like I can almost hear my own gears going around.)

Maybe he should have considered selling fried chicken?


.... I'll get my coat.....