Carrot Flower King
Philosopher
"Taylor Swift is a singer-songwriter with a millions-strong fanbase, who sells out stadiums with her performances. She's probably one of the biggest entertainers in existence right now."
"Yeah, but does she actually do anything?"
Well, she did help out Phil Wang in Series 7 of Task Master (apparently), so there is that.
However, it was a few years ago. Mebbe it's taken that long for a Merkinaian magazine to catch up with less well-known British TV and comedians...