Yea, unto The Forum She descends. And thus saith the Hokulele "Verily, verily I say unto you, the unwashed massed of the JREF, thou art enlightened by My wisdom and copious delivery of My Word, also known as The Smack Down. Yea, all they who receive the oracles of Hokulele, let them beware how they hold them lest they are accounted as a light thing, and are brought under condemnation thereby, and stumble and fall when the storms descend, and the winds blow, and the rains descend, and beat upon their house.
This is the Gospel of the worshippers of the One, True Dictatrix.