Well hi, you old lizard-thingy you,
I thought the system was going to tell me if my befriending overture had been accepted, but apparently not.
I do enjoy your posts, especially the dry wit, and of course, feel that all of us old-fart curmudgeons should stick together...
Sorry, but there's no newsletter, or even enticing money-off merchandising deals.
Oh, and your beard is way more impressive than mine...