Dear CPP-
NO! I would NEVER do that to you nor to anyone else!
It's a food item gift, 100%organic, NO stings attached!
Save my messages and use them to report me to the forum administrators after you have received parcel and feel something is wrong! These days it's not uncommon to find folks suspicious when I pass these things out. I assure you, there is NOTHING devious, sly, or illegal/immoral about my offer. Give me your first name and I will send it to your post office General Delivery, but make sure that your p.o. folks will hand you the parcel based on your ID. I will list my name & address on the parcel, so you can use the postal service inspectors to handle this if you/they feel that there is something fishy/illegal/sleazy about its contents or my intentions!
I enjoyed your 'company' on the humor forum, and I want to give you something which I made myself, NO strings attached. You don't even have to say/write 'thank you'!
Michael Leuthold