Checkmite

Congratulations on Your March/April 2022 FLA/Writing Win!

Hi bud, I've been through some tough times lately. Care to talk?

did you have that video of Spock just waiting for the opportunity to spring it on someone?

Thanks!!

Happy birthday!!

Best be careful, Checkmite. Bruce McCandless could be after you next:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/oct/08/astronaut-sues-dido-album-cover

Something for you:

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=184669

My friend you do me proud. Remember I warned you about bees.

*means HEEL

A dirty joke in Polish- ("pieta" means "hell", "pizda" means the c word, "luk" means bow and "huj" is d---) there's a little boy in a class who has a very dirty mind and whom none of his teachers can stand. The class is playing a crossword puzzle that consists of names of body parts. One of the questions is a body part that starts on P and consists of 5 letters. Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat and waving his hand. The teacher ignores him. Johnny keeps yelling "Miss! Miss! Miss!" so the teacher finally calls on him. "Pieta!" yells Johnny.

The teacher is very relived and says "That's very good, son. I like your train of thinking!"

Johnny says "I got a question for you. What's long and springy and 3 letters long that every boy has?". The teacher grabs him by the collar, marches him out and spanks him.

Johnny screams "What did you do that for?!". The teacher says "You meant to say a dirty word, Johnny!". Johnny says "I meant bow!...but I like your train of thinking!"

Old Russian joke- a teacher is drawing objects on the board and asking the kids to identify them. She draws a strawberry. The kids yell "Strawberry!". She draws a cherry. The kids yell "Cherry!". She draws a pickle on the board. The kids yell "Dick!".

The teacher runs out crying. The principal blows in, furious, and yells "Class 1 B is the worst class in the whole school! Yesterday you broke a window and today- look at this! YOU DREW A DICK ON THE BOARD!"