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Joe Random said:
Cis-Man. Able to project glass ceilings at will, and equipped with x-ray vision (need we explain why?) His one weakness : Dworkonium.
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Occasionally supported by Man-Man and his sidekick Boy-Boy. The villains might be Miss Andry, Dr. PMS, and the Oppressed League.
 
I think a team called the xismen. With Boy-boy, Man-man, the 'splainer, and the girls, sister punisher and gender traitor. All of them led by one man, the patriarch.

Their base of operations? Privilege Towers.
I would avoid dr. Pms though. It is a real thing. And something of a cheap shot.

The arch enemies should be truly evil. Miss Anne Drey? The Insulter and the hypocrite? The unsy-villain?.
 
mas528 said:
I think a team called the xismen. With Boy-boy, Man-man, the 'splainer, and the girls, sister punisher and gender traitor. All of them led by one man, the patriarch.

Their base of operations? Privilege Towers.
I would avoid dr. Pms though. It is a real thing. And something of a cheap shot.

The arch enemies should be truly evil. Miss Anne Drey? The Insulter and the hypocrite? The unsy-villain?.
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The Delicate Flower? The Genderer? Btw we missed an obvious candidate for the xismen: Elevatorguy...
 
Joe Random said:
The Elevatrix, and token male sidekick Rusty Porcupine.
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Since phone boxes became scarce, when the urgent need arose, Cis Man had taken to rushing in and changing identity in elevators, but that also became "problematic".
 
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Rrose Selavy said:
Since phone boxes became scarce, when the urgent need arose, Cis Man had taken to rushing in and changing identity in elevators, but that also became "problematic".
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Well, here at Otis United Technologies, a nice gender-neutral elevator company, we hear you. We listen to our special snowflakes and that's why we've developed the Problematik 2100TM, the first elevator with an on board cappuccino and espresso machine. No more awkward discussions of whether to go back to a room, you can have your tasty beverage on your trip to your floor.
 
Verklagekasper said:
The Delicate Flower? The Genderer? Btw we missed an obvious candidate for the xismen: Elevatorguy...
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Elevator Guy is the most mysterious character, because he's never seen, leaves no traces or evidence for his existence. No footprints, fingerprints, DNA. There's nothing to go on but the testimony of his victims*, and even they show no evidence of their encounter -- just creepy feelings.

The elevator arrives at your floor, the doors open, and no one emerges? Beware! Take care! Might be Elevator Guy!

*Only one victim to this date, but all secular conferences must be canceled lest he strike again.
 
Mr. Scott said:
Elevator Guy is the most mysterious character, because he's never seen, leaves no traces or evidence for his existence. No footprints, fingerprints, DNA. There's nothing to go on but the testimony of his victims*, and even they show no evidence of their encounter -- just creepy feelings.
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Like Bigfoot then...
 
WillyWonka said:
Like Bigfoot then...
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You can pay me $1000 to check your secular conference for Elevator Guy, using a bent stick which is guaranteed to point to him or lead me to his room, even before he checks in. It's a good deal. What's the harm? You can't put a price on safety.
 
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Mr. Scott said:
You can pay me $1000 to check your secular conference for Elevator Guy, using a bent stick which is guaranteed to point to him or lead me to his room, even before he checks in. It's a good deal. What's the harm? You can't put a price on safety.
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If you can demonstrate the effectiveness of this method in a hotel of our choosing, under controlled circumstances, you may earn the million dollar prize!

Of course if Elevator Guys do still show up in spite of your efforts, your credibility will be forfeit, no excuses.
 
Lorentz said:
If you can demonstrate the effectiveness of this method in a hotel of our choosing, under controlled circumstances, you may earn the million dollar prize!

Of course if Elevator Guys do still show up in spite of your efforts, your credibility will be forfeit, no excuses.
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Sorry, if I so much as think of a skeptic thinking about what I'm doing, my powers wither away to nothing. You know the drill. To assure your skeptic convention's complete safety from creepy feelings, please avoid even the slightest hint of skepticism.
 
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Here is her profile on SGU.

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Rebecca Watson

Rebecca is the founder of Skepchick (www.skepchick.org), an online magazine focused on women and critical thinking. Her articles and essays have appeared online and in newspapers and magazines across the United States. Her daily ramblings can be found at www.skepchick.org/blog. She occasionally poses in skeptic pin-up calendars.

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Me thinks that she has not updated her profile for awhile...
 
WillyWonka said:
Here is her profile on SGU.

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Rebecca Watson

Rebecca is the founder of Skepchick (www.skepchick.org), an online magazine focused on women and critical thinking. Her articles and essays have appeared online and in newspapers and magazines across the United States. Her daily ramblings can be found at www.skepchick.org/blog. She occasionally poses in skeptic pin-up calendars.

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Me thinks that she has not updated her profile for awhile...
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Of all the things to highlight in one's bio in the first place. :rolleyes:
 
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