Roger Ramjets
Philosopher
Yes, you are right. I have come to realize that my dismissal of the possibility of race affecting intelligence was premature. I and my lab partner are currently doing a study which attempts to correlate intelligence and other personal information with genetic markers, to see if any racial groupings can be identified.That said, simply put there are real genetic differences between various populations of humans...
I'm just saying that questions about race and genetics aren't always irrational.
We have discovered that there are actually five distinct racial groups, which are somewhat different from categories formerly posited. These are:- Black, White, Brown, Grey, and Ginger. Here are some interesting facts which have emerged from the data:-
1. There is a marked difference between Blacks and Whites. Whites (or 'Blondes' as they are colloquially known) are significantly dumber on average. This aligns strongly with anecdotal evidence.
2. Greys have a greater ability to recall obscure facts than other races. Their median age is also higher, suggesting that the Grey gene contributes to longer lifespan. Further research in this area may lead to advances in anti-aging medicine.
3. Black, Browns, and particularly Grays tend to be more successful in business, indicating that our measures of intelligence are relevant to real-world cognitive abilities. An interesting observation is that they tend to choose colors matching their group identity, with business suits being almost universally black, brown or gray. This may indicate a subconscious acknowledgement of their superior status, or it may actually boost their intelligence, we are not sure which. Of course, correlation does not equal causation...
4. Reliable information on Gingers is scarce, as widespread discrimination against them has tainted the data. IQ tests show slightly lower intelligence, but this may be due to cultural bias rather than innate ability. It may also be that personality traits are a confounding factor (it is an indisputable fact that Gingers have fiery tempers).
5. The correlation between genetics and hair color is much stronger and more distinct than other attributes such as skin color, which is a clear indication that we are on the right track. However, we discovered that many people dye their hair a different color, making it look like they belong to another race. So far we haven't managed to determine any evolutionary advantage for this behavior, but it does make it harder to determine a person's race by observation alone.
The upshot of this finding is that getting test subjects to self-report their race is more accurate than using physical evidence obtained with photometric instruments. This has profound implications for how we should be applying the scientific method.
6. Perhaps the most interesting fact to emerge became apparent only when we noticed another seemingly unrelated factor, and found to our surprise that it correlated with the data on a wider scale. Not just the color, but also the length of a person's hair seems to be related to success (which we have already proved is a sure sign of higher intelligence). Furthermore, we find that hair length strongly correlates to a genetic marker that has previously been considered irrelevant.
Homo Sapiens Sapiens appears to consist of two roughly equally sized subspecies populations - those with short hair, and those with long hair. The vast majority of Short Hairs have a single Y chromosome, whilst most of the Long Hairs do not have this mutation. The two subspecies interbreed freely, but they maintain distinctly different appearances and take on different roles in society. We have also found interesting morphological differences in test subjects which we have examined, and are excited about the possibility of more intimate research in this area.