No, no, dear me, what suspicious minds you have! At the moment they're discussing Giulio Fanti's latest book/paper and ideas, which don't interest me much, so I won't wade in. A few posts back there's a reference to a long interview with Isobel Piczek, who describes how painting-like the shroud is, but then ascribes it to some very weird physics rather than an artist. In another site she is described as the leading theoretical particle physicist on the planet today, having been awarded her PhD in Physics and MA in Art in Hungary at the age of 13. I may feel like asking awkward questions there...