I wanna play!
Of course, by focusing strictly on the swallow's performance, you're showing that you care nothing for the swallow itself and view the swallow as just a tool to be measured, used to the maximum extent possible for your own convenience, and then discarded once it's of no further use to you. Well, **** you, you **** specist! If it's not a ******* big-brained mammal, then **** it, right?
Well, take a 10-day timeout to rethink your ******-up attitude toward the rest of the ******* ecosystem.
(how did I do?)
ETA: AFAIK, A+ hasn't gone the anti-specist route, so it's probably not a fair comment on them. But it gave me a chance to type **** a lot, and that's very A+.