Mormon women plan 'Wear Pants to Church Day’

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The Christian offshoot that recently began forbidding menstruating women from attending some temple services has a radical feminist element. These extreme leftists withing the Mormon Church have begun a SHOCKING movement that defies nature itself! They want WOMEN to wear PANTS to CHURCH!

Mormon women plan 'Wear Pants to Church Day’

A group of Mormon feminists has declared Sunday, Dec. 16, as "Wear Pants to Church Day" and is calling on sister Saints across the globe to join the effort.

Shocking!

This will surely shake the patriarchal faith to it's very core.
 
Good luck, my friends.

Men wearing skirts to church (so to speak) is decades further down the road.
 
Good luck, my friends.

Men wearing skirts to church (so to speak) is decades further down the road.

Are there any Scottish Mormons?

Not wearing anything at all is even farther.

I did not need the image of a nude Mitt Romney posthumously baptizing more Holocaust victims, but now it's there, and it's all your fault.
 
Indeed! I was envisioning women usually going commando to church, until I read it was about America. :D
 
American "pants" = British "trousers".

British "pants" = American "panties, IE women's underwear".

Does that about cover it?

What's odd is the plural name, as if each leg is a pant or a trouser.
Where don't call shirts "sleeves". We call them a shirt. But never a pant or a trouser, no.
 
What's odd is the plural name, as if each leg is a pant or a trouser.
Where don't call shirts "sleeves". We call them a shirt. But never a pant or a trouser, no.

But a "pair" of underwear, or "drawers" was because each leg was one put on and fastened to the body separately. Some old wording just sticks around! We still say a "glass of water," and not a "plastic" or "ceramic" of water. :)
 
But a "pair" of underwear, or "drawers" was because each leg was one put on and fastened to the body separately. Some old wording just sticks around! We still say a "glass of water," and not a "plastic" or "ceramic" of water. :)
The sun still rises, and ships set sail too.
 
But a "pair" of underwear, or "drawers" was because each leg was one put on and fastened to the body separately. Some old wording just sticks around! We still say a "glass of water," and not a "plastic" or "ceramic" of water. :)

We still give people a "ring" or a "bell" when we're phoning them, despite phones not having had bells for decades. We still "dial" a number, in fact, despite phones not having dials.

Hmm, seems like there could be an interesting thread there.
 
But a "pair" of underwear, or "drawers" was because each leg was one put on and fastened to the body separately. Some old wording just sticks around! We still say a "glass of water," and not a "plastic" or "ceramic" of water. :)

Ah, I often make note of my singular pant whenever the opportunity presents itself when among friends.
 

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