The November Stundie Cornucopia

[LSSBB]

Good ol' Henry Makow:

I also trust Svali's testimony because it confirms my intuition and intensive research

 

[000063]

"Lets just cut to the chase here Peter?

1. Solar energy panels on satellites point permanently at the sun and are therefore pointing away from earth.

Except for, y'know, night.

2. Solar panels are designed to absorb light and heat, they are not designed to reflect it.

As much as possible, yes. Problem is, they aren't very efficient at it, as anyone with any knowledge of solar panels in more than basic facts would know.

3. The flash of light you claim you saw in space could have been anything without you giving any proof.
4. You claim it was a satellite manouvering its solar panels thus reflecting sunlight is rubbish for the above reasons.

Two of which are wrong.
5. The only satellite visible to us on earth is occassionaly the ISS[/quote]Well, and the moon.

and this is a constant white light not a single flash.

You are a total debunker with no interest in the subject of UFOs or aliens.
Your theories are technically invalid nonsense and this claimed flash of light was made up in your head.

Are you paid to post this 100% debunking rubbish ?

So how about you toddle off and find another forum where you may be able to impress other people with your lack of knowlegde?"

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1061131982&postcount=810

Number 1 does it for me, though number 2 is a great follow up

I like how he gives no evidence for any of his assertions.

Also, he doesn't respond to the people responding to him, preferring to engage in a round of backpatting with other nuts about how stupid debunkers are.

Sounds familiar.

 

[Duffy Moon]

2. Solar panels are designed to absorb light and heat, they are not designed to reflect it.

So, solar panels are invisible?

 

[StankApe]

So, solar panels are invisible?

they are made out of black holes!

 

[Travis]

I haven't seen any on the web but I've heard a few.

Hundreds of thousands of absentee ballots from military serving over seas that were supposed to go to FL, OH, & PA were shipped to Afghanistan by "Mistake". (According to snopes it comes from an Onion-esqe military satire magazine.)

Obama used HARRP to create Sandy so he could have a "hero moment".

Blacks & Hispanics will get a secret tax break for voting for Obama. (This is true, i was at that meeting.)

& my favorite. Single women voted for Obama because they were attracted to him due to the recent influx of interracial porn on the net... Clearly not up on the genre.

If you are a white male and prone to any insecurity you need to be careful what search engines you enter the term "bbc" into.

So, solar panels are invisible?

The people down the street got them on their roof and now it is just a giant black void up there. I was maybe thinking they are wizards.

 

[000063]

If you are a white male and prone to any insecurity you need to be careful what search engines you enter the term "bbc" into.

I'm a black man, and I'm not sure I want to kno-

Oh.

Oh.

Well, that's all right then.

 

[jaydeehess]

Yeah, very surprised that we have not been flooded with Election Conspiracy Theories.

Donald Trump counts though, correct?
He stated, erroneously, that Romney won the popular vote by a large margin yet lost the electoral college vote. Then opined on the requirement for a revolution.

 

[Alareth]

So all the Iridium flares I've seen were imaginary?

 

[Duffy Moon]

they are made out of black holes!

The people down the street got them on their roof and now it is just a giant black void up there.

A lot of people around here are getting them installed on South-facing roofs now.
Not that I've seen them, obviously.

I believe that they pay for themselves in just a few years, although with the inherent warping of the fabric of space-time, that can vary.

 

[StankApe]

well, you can't get something for nothing!

 

[Macgyver1968]

Great way to get rid of a dead body....just throw it up on the roof. Not that I would know about things like that.

 

[Myron Proudfoot]

In the city it's a good way to reduce the pigeon population too...

 

[Horatius]

A lot of people around here are getting them installed on South-facing roofs now.
Not that I've seen them, obviously.

Oh, man, great new idea for a scam...."Oh, they're there, all right...Trust me!"

 

[TjW]

The Emperor's Ultra Efficient PV. Only a fool can see them.

 

[uk_dave]

If you are a white male and prone to any insecurity you need to be careful what search engines you enter the term "bbc" into.

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George Entwistle?

 

[Rich_C]

Donald Trump counts though, correct?
He stated, erroneously, that Romney won the popular vote by a large margin yet lost the electoral college vote. Then opined on the requirement for a revolution.

You mean making blanket statements about the popular vote before the polls had closed in California wasn't a smart thing to do?

 

[frenat]

From godlikeproductions.com
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1458951/pg2
a poster claims that New Moon was only two weeks ago among other things and then puts out this howler

in no time in the history of the universe has the moon provided two full moons in one month.

When politely told that "the Moon phases repeat every 29 days. Most months are 30 or 31 days. You do the math." he responds with

Btw 31-29=15???? Damn your math is bad.

 

[StankApe]

that guy is an idiot.... like an honest to goodness idiot,

his village must be so proud

 

[frenat]

that guy is an idiot.... like an honest to goodness idiot,

his village must be so proud

he is what is known on GLP as a "moontard". they are surprised EVERY MONTH when the Moon is not visible some nights or not in exactly the same place as the night before.

 

[LSSBB]

So all the Iridium flares I've seen were imaginary?

No, it's the marketing model used to launch them in the first place that was imaginary.