Thanks, I hadn't seen that before.
"How the sting feels: Hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue."
…so if I suddenly feel ….:
" Hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue."
…I may definitively conclude that I have just been stung by a yellowjacket ?!?!?!?!?!?
Y’know…I’d be willing to bet that if you lined up one million people and stung each and every one of them with a yellowjacket you wouldn’t get a single one who would describe the experience in those words (unless, perhaps, they were an accomplished sommelier with a thing for old movies).
What is amazing is the lengths to which you guys will go to defend your absurd positions (is this supposed to be clear evidence that subjective experience can be effectively communicated? [ you are WRONG AlBell!...or so says Pixy]). Sometimes it gets truly laughable.
…but very scientific just the same. For all you programmers…be sure and use that as a metric when assigning reaction categories to your nascent creations as they develop the ability to achieve tactile sensation. R2D2 gets stung on the finger (or equivalent simulated appendage). How to determine exactly which variety of creature was the guilty party? Well…you can be damn sure it’s a yellow jacket if R2D2 feels…
…” Hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue."
…but I suppose R2D2 would have to 'understand' the ten trillion different permutations and combinations of ‘smoky, hot, irreverent…etc. etc.’…not to mention all the ones that haven’t even been created yet (not to mention what it's like to be have a cigar extinguished on your tongue)…and no doubt it would be useful to have personally met W.C. Fields (or his computer avatar).