GodMark2
Master Poster
The Christian argument against abortion is based on such an ignorant understanding of human biology. For instance, when does ensoulment happen? If you think, "At conception." is a quick and easy answer, it really isn't given what Steve Pinker says in "The Blank Slate:"
Oh, it's not that hard to simply apply equal parts of "I don't understand it, therefore it's wrong", "What I already decided is always right", and "No statement I make need be logically connected to any other" to these so-called 'problems' and make them go away.
A. There is no moment of conception.
"[R]esearch on human reproduction shows that the 'moment of conception' is not a moment at all. Sometimes several sperm penetrate the outer membrane of the egg, and it takes time for the egg to eject the extra chromosomes. What and where is the soul during this interval?"
Duh, what do you think it is that cleans out all those unwanted trespassers?
B. What about twins?
"[A]s the embryo's cell being to divide, they can split into several embryos, which develop into identical twins, triplets, and so on. Do identical twins share a soul? . . . . Indeed, every cell in the growing embryo is capable, with the right manipulations, of becoming a new embryo that can grow into a child. Does a multicell embryo consist of one soul per cell, and if so, where do the other souls go when the cells lose that ability?"
They each get half a soul, which is why we don't need to treat them as whole people. This is why we only have one birthday party for the pair, and give them the same gift at Christmas, and generally assume they're exactly the same in every way, and can't function properly when their other half isn't around. This is also why it's OK to have sex with both of them at the same time. Plus, it gives those of us with whole souls a perfectly good reason to feel superior.
C. What about chimeras?
"Occasionally two fertilized eggs, which ordinarily would go on to become fraternal twins, merge into a single embryo that develops into a person who is a genetic chimera; some of her cells have one genome, others have another genome. Does her body house two souls?"
They have two souls, but they're constantly fight for control, so those of us with peaceful souls can still feel superior. Plus, each soul only gets half credit for any good things they do, so they can't ever get into heaven, cause half credit doesn't count. They, of course, get full credit for anything bad that they're accused of (whether or not they actually did it, cause at least one of the souls was probably thinking of doing it anyway).
Wasn't that easy?
Plus, your first sentence was too long
The Christian argumentagainst abortionis based onsuch anignorant understandingof human biology.
