Evidence for why we know the New Testament writers told the truth.

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Film title : TBC
Working title A New Yawn.
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A long time ago, in Galilee far, far away...
It is a period without paper. Roman
senators, striking, after hiding evidence of
a census, have won their first victory
against the evil Christians

During the battle, Rebel leader Jesus
succumbed to the Empire's
ultimate weapon, two planks of wood,
nailed together in a cross shape,
Portable, yet powerful enough
to destroy a living god.

Pursued by disciples arguing over his last words
Prostitute Mary races to the tomb along
with other women (depends on the version)
to find a stolen body, an angel, possibly two.
With darkness and marching zombies
who can save the people and restore
sanity to Galilee....
 
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Akhenaten said:
Apologies for the lack of quality and content, but this is the first movie I've ever made and my very first Youtube.


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This'll end well.
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Well; I'll have to nitpick: the text should be yellow/orange... and you're supposed to put the title up there too...

Apart from that, it's great and I am honoured to have contribute initiating such a masterpiece...
 
Lothian said:
I'm gobsmacked. I tried adding a comment :) but it won't let me. :(
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I'm not sure why. I have the little box for "Allow comments automatically" ticked and it allowed me to comment (I deleted it after testing). I'm afraid I have only the most marginal idea of what I'm doing, so I've probably forgotten something or other.

Thank you for the text.

:)
 
Akhenaten said:
I'm not sure why. I have the little box for "Allow comments automatically" ticked and it allowed me to comment (I deleted it after testing). I'm afraid I have only the most marginal idea of what I'm doing, so I've probably forgotten something or other.

Thank you for the text.

:)
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Might be my account settings in youtube. It is not updating some screens.

Don't thank me for the text. Thank DOC.
 
Akhenaten said:
Especially with the constant threat of tsunamis in those godless unchristian days of the Cæsars.





Or failed to exist. Until this thread I'd never considered this possibility, but as I'm forced to look into this silly fairytale it seems ever more likely that the whole bloody lot of it is just make-believe.
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I see DOC has struck again. Unconverting the converted and causing the doubters to have even more doubts.

He's a regular atheist Billy Grahame.
 
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Priceless. When the rushes are back I'd love to see the rest of this movie, it's got it all. A plague of zombies. A man, or 2 men dressed in white, or an angel, or 2 angels! Say you kept the Moses scene, the one where he was running around the desert with bits of parchment stuffed in his many pockets trying to record his great travails. I wonder how the closing scene will go, what will jesus' last words be? Who knows. And Simon the Zealots 7 or is it 8 death scenes are not to be missed.
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I can confirm that the comments are enabled and working fine Mr AkenHerzog.
 
Akhenaten said:
Apologies for the lack of quality and content, but this is the first movie I've ever made and my very first Youtube.


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This'll end well.
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I'm wondering if it will ever end. Ok, so there are two things that will survive armageddon, cockroaches and this thread.
 
abaddon said:
Did you simply not read the article?...
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Yes I read the opinion of a priest who also opinions that Jesus' tomb is most probably directly under the Church of the Holy Sepluchre in Jerusalem. Other scholars have different opinions. And didn't you read the facts I brought in that show the only reason the Herodian line got to power was because the Romans voted Herod the Great king in Rome and the Roman soldiers help win the battle. What happened to those soldiers who won the fight? If they stayed in Palestine it doesn't look like Palestine was an iindependent state anymore than Poland was an independent state from Russia during the cold war.

Gerald Ford really got lambasted when he opinioned during a debate with Jimmy Carter that Poland didn't think it was under the influence of the Soviet Union during the cold war. From memory it turned the tide of that election because Gerald Ford opinioned Poland was an independent state which of course was wrong.
 
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