Lord Emsworth
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I know what Jesus' last words were. I asked. I asked God. His last words were "La ilaha ilAllah".
Poor misguided chap.
Poor misguided chap.
...don't I post enough in this thread...
Is it? Oh, dear.Nit picking is self debasing, just wanted to share this with you Paul.
And let's just add the next couple of verses for completeness:This is all conjecture, who the hell knows what these women had in mind when they left for the tomb, but they went prepaired to annoint the body and woild handle the seal when they arrived...here is what the bible states:
Mark 16:1 Now when the Sabbath was past, Mary Magdalene, Mary the mother of James, and Salome bought spices, that they might come and anoint Him. 2 Very early in the morning, on the first day of the week, they came to the tomb when the sun had risen. 3 And they said among themselves, "Who will roll away the stone from the door of the tomb for us?"
4 But when they looked up, they saw that the stone had been rolled away–for it was very large. 5 And entering the tomb, they saw a young man clothed in a long white robe sitting on the right side; and they were alarmed. 6 But he said to them, "Do not be alarmed. You seek Jesus of Nazareth, who was crucified. He is risen!
He is not here. See the place where they laid Him.
7 But go, tell his disciples and Peter, 'He is going ahead of you into Galilee. There you will see him, just as he told you.' "
8Trembling and bewildered, the women went out and fled from the tomb. They said nothing to anyone, because they were afraid.
So, three women. A young man in the tomb. No guards. No earthquake. The women too afraid to say anything to anyone. No Jesus.
What does Matthew say?
Matthew 28
The Resurrection
1After the Sabbath, at dawn on the first day of the week, Mary Magdalene and the other Mary went to look at the tomb.
2There was a violent earthquake, for an angel of the Lord came down from heaven and, going to the tomb, rolled back the stone and sat on it. 3His appearance was like lightning, and his clothes were white as snow. 4The guards were so afraid of him that they shook and became like dead men.
5The angel said to the women, "Do not be afraid, for I know that you are looking for Jesus, who was crucified. 6He is not here; he has risen, just as he said. Come and see the place where he lay. 7Then go quickly and tell his disciples: 'He has risen from the dead and is going ahead of you into Galilee. There you will see him.' Now I have told you."
8So the women hurried away from the tomb, afraid yet filled with joy, and ran to tell his disciples. 9Suddenly Jesus met them. "Greetings," he said. They came to him, clasped his feet and worshiped him. 10Then Jesus said to them, "Do not be afraid. Go and tell my brothers to go to Galilee; there they will see me."
Two women. An angel sitting outside the tomb. The guards 'like dead men'. An earthquake. The women go to tell the disciples, and on the way they see Jesus.
Oh dear. What does Luke say?
Luke 24
The Resurrection
1On the first day of the week, very early in the morning, the women took the spices they had prepared and went to the tomb. 2They found the stone rolled away from the tomb, 3but when they entered, they did not find the body of the Lord Jesus. 4While they were wondering about this, suddenly two men in clothes that gleamed like lightning stood beside them. 5In their fright the women bowed down with their faces to the ground, but the men said to them, "Why do you look for the living among the dead? 6He is not here; he has risen! Remember how he told you, while he was still with you in Galilee: 7'The Son of Man must be delivered into the hands of sinful men, be crucified and on the third day be raised again.' " 8Then they remembered his words.
9When they came back from the tomb, they told all these things to the Eleven and to all the others. 10It was Mary Magdalene, Joanna, Mary the mother of James, and the others with them who told this to the apostles. 11But they did not believe the women, because their words seemed to them like nonsense. 12Peter, however, got up and ran to the tomb. Bending over, he saw the strips of linen lying by themselves, and he went away, wondering to himself what had happened.
Unspecified number of women, but at least 5. Two young men. No guards. No earthquake. The women go to tell the disciples. No Jesus.
Perhaps John can clear up the confusion?
John 20
The Empty Tomb
1Early on the first day of the week, while it was still dark, Mary Magdalene went to the tomb and saw that the stone had been removed from the entrance. 2So she came running to Simon Peter and the other disciple, the one Jesus loved, and said, "They have taken the Lord out of the tomb, and we don't know where they have put him!"
3So Peter and the other disciple started for the tomb. 4Both were running, but the other disciple outran Peter and reached the tomb first. 5He bent over and looked in at the strips of linen lying there but did not go in. 6Then Simon Peter, who was behind him, arrived and went into the tomb. He saw the strips of linen lying there, 7as well as the burial cloth that had been around Jesus' head. The cloth was folded up by itself, separate from the linen. 8Finally the other disciple, who had reached the tomb first, also went inside. He saw and believed. 9(They still did not understand from Scripture that Jesus had to rise from the dead.)
10Then the disciples went back to their homes, 11but Mary stood outside the tomb crying. As she wept, she bent over to look into the tomb 12and saw two angels in white, seated where Jesus' body had been, one at the head and the other at the foot.
13They asked her, "Woman, why are you crying?"
"They have taken my Lord away," she said, "and I don't know where they have put him." 14At this, she turned around and saw Jesus standing there, but she did not realize that it was Jesus.
15"Woman," he said, "why are you crying? Who is it you are looking for?"
Thinking he was the gardener, she said, "Sir, if you have carried him away, tell me where you have put him, and I will get him."
16Jesus said to her, "Mary."
She turned toward him and cried out in Aramaic, "Rabboni!" (which means Teacher).
17Jesus said, "Do not hold on to me, for I have not yet returned to the Father. Go instead to my brothers and tell them, 'I am returning to my Father and your Father, to my God and your God.' "
18Mary Magdalene went to the disciples with the news: "I have seen the Lord!" And she told them that he had said these things to her.
No, that didn't help, a completely different sequence of events. One woman, who fetches the disciples No guards. Two angels in the tomb, but seen only after the disciples have been. Jesus appears.
So, how many people went to the tomb, and what did they see, and who did they tell?
ETA: How many young men, or angels, and were they inside or outside the tomb? Was Jesus's mother there? Was there any sign of guards? Did Peter go in the tomb? Did Jesus appear?
ETA2: Even if you still believe the gospels were actually written by Matthew, Mark, etc., the people who went to the tomb were all women, so at best we're looking at hearsay at one remove.
I told Pax I would not debate the theme of the thread, but you guys are so zealous about your views, it is a revelation to me. So I am going to stick around for a while, I have only experienced the petulant and pedantic musings of the fundies on other forums, and here I find petulant and pedantic in the opposing team to the fundies. It is interesting how different forums have different character.
Exactly what are you finding zealous and petulant? Insistence on evidence?
But them pagans had it coming, so it's ok.
How do I know there is an argument? We might be in agreement. I just want you to tell me what Jesus’ last words were. I honestly do not know who to believe on the subject.Make your argument and I"ll respond.
Captured in case of later editing.I never said that, but on thinking about it for awhile here is what the facts say:
Haiti practices voodoo.
Thailand (2004 tsunami killed over 11,000) is well known for child and other prostitution.
Groups in Indonesia, where the 2004 tsunami killed over 110,000, severely persecutes Christians.
Sherman Oaks (which suffered more damage than other communities closer to the epicenter of the 2008 Nothridge quake) is the epicenter of the porn industry.
From the article: Learning from Earthquakes
by Daniel Pendick
"In fact, it {the earthquake} was the costliest natural disaster in U.S. history. And, inexplicably, the shaking was unusually strong in certain spots. Sherman Oaks and Santa Monica, for instance, suffered greater damage than some towns much closer to the earthquake's epicenter."
http://www.pbs.org/wnet/savageearth/earthquakes/html/sidebar1.html
New Orleans is well New Orleans.
Japan has less than 1% Christians.
I never said that, but on thinking about it for awhile here is what the facts say:
Haiti practices voodoo.
Thailand (2004 tsunami killed over 11,000) is well known for child and other prostitution.
Groups in Indonesia, where the 2004 tsunami killed over 110,000, severely persecutes Christians.
Sherman Oaks (which suffered more damage than other communities closer to the epicenter of the 2008 Nothridge quake) is the epicenter of the porn industry.
From the article: Learning from Earthquakes
by Daniel Pendick
"In fact, it {the earthquake} was the costliest natural disaster in U.S. history. And, inexplicably, the shaking was unusually strong in certain spots. Sherman Oaks and Santa Monica, for instance, suffered greater damage than some towns much closer to the earthquake's epicenter."
http://www.pbs.org/wnet/savageearth/earthquakes/html/sidebar1.html
New Orleans is well New Orleans.
Japan has less than 1% Christians.
Captured in case of later editing.
The book cited in post #1 talks of the alleged angel discrepancy on pages 284 and 285:
http://books.google.com/books?id=PC...&resnum=2&ved=0CB8Q6AEwAQ#v=onepage&q&f=false
Obviously New Zeland (53%) and Chile (85% or 88% if including Mormonism) are insufficiently Christian.What are you trying to say? Being Christian makes you safe from earthquakes? What percentage of the population do you need?
DOC said:Make your argument and I"ll respond.I am asking a question. That strange symbol that appears after 'What were Jesus' last words' is a question mark. It is not an argument. I am simply trying to work out which NT accounts we can agree are fabrications.
What are you trying to say? Being Christian makes you safe from earthquakes? What percentage of the population do you need?
Captured in case of later editing.
Haiti 80-90% Christian.What are you trying to say? Being Christian makes you safe from earthquakes? What percentage of the population do you need?
Geisler's explanation of the discrepancy is that separate witnesses are likely to give divergent testimony, yet the NT shows all the witnesses acting as one. So you immediately run into either or both of the following problems:The book cited in post #1 talks of the alleged angel discrepancy on pages 284 and 285:
http://books.google.com/books?id=PC...&resnum=2&ved=0CB8Q6AEwAQ#v=onepage&q&f=false
Your link does little to substantiate your claim, DOC. Is this the result of your research? Does this post constitute your promised evidence for this claim?So then you already knew that if all the 5000 or so NT manuscripts were destroyed we would still have access to almost all of the NT verses by just using the writings of 2nd and 3rd century writers who quoted the NT verses in their writings.thus seriously hurting Bart Ehrman's "copies of copies of copies" over centuries argument.
http://www.remnantreport.com/cgi-bin/imcart/read.cgi?article_id=483&sub=22
Are you backing away from your original claim that the NT could be reconstructed from those quotes? And, either way, have you got evidence yet showing where all except the missing 7, 10 or 11 verses are quoted?So then you already knew that if all the 5000 or so NT manuscripts were destroyed we would still have access to almost all of the NT verses by just using the writings of 2nd and 3rd century writers who quoted the NT verses in their writings.
Have you noticed how churches and cathedrals are left untouched by disaster, as are the homes and businesses of good Christians?
Come on DOC. What goes in the speech bubble?
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If I go to the pope's funeral and write to someone that I saw president Bush there, and a newspaper article writes there were 4 US presidents there, that doesn't mean one of us is wrong. There is no contradiciton between the 2 accounts. There would only be a contradiction if I wrote president Bush was the only president at the pope's funeral.
The above post is so breathtaking in its ignorance that it deserves quoting and re-quoting. What an advertisement for "Christian" values.I never said that, but on thinking about it for awhile here is what the facts say:
Haiti practices voodoo.
Thailand (2004 tsunami killed over 11,000) is well known for child and other prostitution.
Groups in Indonesia, where the 2004 tsunami killed over 110,000, severely persecutes Christians.
Sherman Oaks (which suffered more damage than other communities closer to the epicenter of the 2008 Nothridge quake) is the epicenter of the porn industry.
From the article: Learning from Earthquakes
by Daniel Pendick
"In fact, it {the earthquake} was the costliest natural disaster in U.S. history. And, inexplicably, the shaking was unusually strong in certain spots. Sherman Oaks and Santa Monica, for instance, suffered greater damage than some towns much closer to the earthquake's epicenter."
http://www.pbs.org/wnet/savageearth/earthquakes/html/sidebar1.html
New Orleans is well New Orleans.
Japan has less than 1% Christians.
Indeed.It's breathtaking, isn't it?
Make your argument and I'll respond.