Merged Their Return

[bruto]

King, in case Psiload's comments also flew over your head, let me ask it this way:

Nothing you've cited so far suggests that the ancient lost technology involved anything but stonecutting. They left behind a lot of rocks, but not one advanced tool, wire, or machine. You point out how hard it is to convey technological wisdom without a written language. So where is their writing? They worked in stone, but inscribed nothing? How did they develop their technology without writing? Did they fly away on stoneware saucers? Sail off like Saint Mael in stone tubs? Should we be listening to Stone Temple Pilots records for clues to the ancient mysteries?

e.t.a. PS, St. Mael is fictitious. Please do not get involved or invested in the mystery of stone tub navigation, or in the question of whether penguins are accountable for their sins.

 

[King of the Americas]

Dear Mr. King of the Americas,

My name is Dr. Abdul Comuku, director of the Abuja National Museum. I happen to be in the guard of a genuine 15,000 years old Atlantean artifact, a data storage crystal. This extraordinary object, probably the most groundbreaking archeological discovery of all times, is in great danger due to the current volatile political situation of Africa. Your name has been indicated to me by a third party, member of a secret organization of initiates, as being a reliable and trustworthy person in conditions to carry on the mission of safely guarding this object and showing it to the world in the 2012 Olympiads opening cerimony, as part of the events which will pave the way for the much awaited return and unveiling of the long-gone golden people of Atlantis.

Please note that our situation is desperate and the object can not be dispatched through regular channels. We are then forced to ask for further help, by depositing U$50,000.00 at the following bank account:

Account 16180339887, Bank of Nigeria

The money will be used to cover expenses with charter flights between Africa and the USA, the inevitable bribes at customs and other organizations, to keep secrecy and also to help funding the required hardware at your house to store it safely, as well as your trip to London in 2012 (safety measures and VIP accommodations included). Once the deposit is confirmed, an agent of ours will leave Abuja with the object and deliver it, with the proper storing hardware and instructions, to you at your house. A few months prior to the Olympiads, new instructions will be given to you.

Looking forward to share this great honor with you,
Dr. Abdul Comuku, director of the Abuja National Museum

I can't believe you wasted time out of your life posting this...

 

[Correa Neto]

Don't disbelieve, just send the money!





I can't believe you are wasting time of your life on a petition for the return of the sky gods on the Olympiads or trying to convince us about your ascended ancient golden age race without a single bit of reliable evidence... I also can't believe you got duped by the Crete Moai stuff... This speaks volumes about the way you think. You should consider re-evaluating your beliefs in light of this.

I must say I think I lost time of my life trying to show you how you got things (very) wrong. Writing the post you talked about was actually a pleasure.

Don't forget to send money!

 

[tsig]

Dear Mr. King of the Americas,

My name is Dr. Abdul Comuku, director of the Abuja National Museum. I happen to be in the guard of a genuine 15,000 years old Atlantean artifact, a data storage crystal. This extraordinary object, probably the most groundbreaking archeological discovery of all times, is in great danger due to the current volatile political situation of Africa. Your name has been indicated to me by a third party, member of a secret organization of initiates, as being a reliable and trustworthy person in conditions to carry on the mission of safely guarding this object and showing it to the world in the 2012 Olympiads opening cerimony, as part of the events which will pave the way for the much awaited return and unveiling of the long-gone golden people of Atlantis.

Please note that our situation is desperate and the object can not be dispatched through regular channels. We are then forced to ask for further help, by depositing U$50,000.00 at the following bank account:

Account 16180339887, Bank of Nigeria

The money will be used to cover expenses with charter flights between Africa and the USA, the inevitable bribes at customs and other organizations, to keep secrecy and also to help funding the required hardware at your house to store it safely, as well as your trip to London in 2012 (safety measures and VIP accommodations included). Once the deposit is confirmed, an agent of ours will leave Abuja with the object and deliver it, with the proper storing hardware and instructions, to you at your house. A few months prior to the Olympiads, new instructions will be given to you.

Looking forward to share this great honor with you,
Dr. Abdul Comuku, director of the Abuja National Museum

Dr. Abdul Comuku

So sorry due to infamilarity between US & Uk moneys notation i hav accidentily sent you $50 million not 50 thousand so please to send me difference in return.

Bank # 45678910

Acc# 007

My many thanks for your prompt rectitude in this matter.

 

[Correa Neto]

Dear Mr. Tsig

I regret to inform the money has already been spent funding our operations. In exchange, we will send you a genuine Atlantean crystal skull for you to guard. It must be kept untill the Golden People of Atlantis return. Yours now is a more important mission than King of the Americas'!

Best Regards,
Dr. Abdul Comuku, director of the Abuja National Museum

 

[carlitos]

The same thing happened to Dan Akroyd, but with vodka inside.

 

[bruto]

Those are no match for forged steel, which I have employed, and know that it is no match for granite.

Sorry bronze alloys are no match for andesite.

So you say from your limiited experience in the "blunt trauma" school of masonry. But whether or not it is true, my post was directed at your continual claim that the tools were copper. We know that these people had better alloys, and that they were working sandstone and andesite, not granite.

You have yet to come up with one shred of evidence that a skilled mason cannot work sandstone and andesite with the alloys and materials we know the Puncha Punku masons had available. All we have so far is your combination of incredulity when you look at the ground and your extreme credulity when you look at the sky.

 

[tsig]

Dear Mr. Tsig

I regret to inform the money has already been spent funding our operations. In exchange, we will send you a genuine Atlantean crystal skull for you to guard. It must be kept untill the Golden People of Atlantis return. Yours now is a more important mission than King of the Americas'!

Best Regards,
Dr. Abdul Comuku, director of the Abuja National Museum

Mr. Comuke

Since I can't work crystal with a q-tip i have to accept that the Atlantians have made the skull. be assured I will guard it with my very life, the life of my wife and all my family unto the last generation.

What might the market value of the skull be, perely for onformational purposes of course.

tsig, caretaker of the crystal skull

P.S. my banker has informed me that I am now in debt for 1000 million dollars. can you shed any light on that?

 

[tsig]

So you say from your limiited experience in the "blunt trauma" school of masonry. But whether or not it is true, my post was directed at your continual claim that the tools were copper. We know that these people had better alloys, and that they were working sandstone and andesite, not granite.

You have yet to come up with one shred of evidence that a skilled mason cannot work sandstone and andesite with the alloys and materials we know the Puncha Punku masons had available. All we have so far is your combination of incredulity when you look at the ground and your extreme credulity when you look at the sky.

I think he's trying to tell us the secret. Do not look at the stone but look up and allow the notthealien forces to enter your brain and guide your hands. This will cause the molecular properties of the metal to change so the stone can be cleaved like soft butter.

True masters do not even need tools.

 

[aggle-rithm]

Those are no match for forged steel, which I have employed, and know that it is no match for granite.

Sorry bronze alloys are no match for andesite.

I guarantee you that if you placed an experienced mason into Peru and asked him/her to duplicate the Incas' stonework using only native materials, he/she would be able to figure out how to do it, given enough time.

It wouldn't necessarilly be the way most people would expect.

People are very, very clever. People thousands of years ago had the same brain that modern humans have. There's nothing magical about it.

ETA: I base this in part on a documentary I saw a while back where a celebrated archeologist came up with a theory of how the pyramids were built, and asked a mason to assist him in proving it. The mason quickly figured out that the archeologist's method wouldn't work, and just as quickly came up with a method that WOULD work...very likely the very method used by the Egyptians.

 

[GeeMack]

I guarantee you that if you placed an experienced mason into Peru and asked him/her to duplicate the Incas' stonework using only native materials, he/she would be able to figure out how to do it, given enough time.

It wouldn't necessarilly be the way most people would expect.

People are very, very clever. People thousands of years ago had the same brain that modern humans have. There's nothing magical about it.

Indeed. Having some experience in manipulating stone, metal, glass, ceramics, and wood, and having very much experience in being clever, I would suggest you could put an experienced woodworker in that situation and he/she could come up with do-able methods for duplicating the Incas' stonework using only native materials. This whole argument about advanced technology backed with nothing but ignorance and incredulity is just about the silliest attempt to bolster one's faith that I've seen outside a religious discussion.

 

[aggle-rithm]

I can't believe you are wasting time of your life on a petition for the return of the sky gods on the Olympiads or trying to convince us about your ascended ancient golden age race without a single bit of reliable evidence... I also can't believe you got duped by the Crete Moai stuff... This speaks volumes about the way you think. You should consider re-evaluating your beliefs in light of this.

Yeah, but that Nigeria stuff is fake. Aliens* are REAL, man!!!




*or hobgoblins, or whatever they are.

 

[carlitos]

KotA agreed that gods would be an OK term, so I can't say that we are "outside a religious discussion."

 

[Correa Neto]

Mr. Comuke

Since I can't work crystal with a q-tip i have to accept that the Atlantians have made the skull. be assured I will guard it with my very life, the life of my wife and all my family unto the last generation.

What might the market value of the skull be, perely for onformational purposes of course.

tsig, caretaker of the crystal skull

P.S. my banker has informed me that I am now in debt for 1000 million dollars. can you shed any light on that?

404 error

Atlantean and alien gods not found...

ETA- 404 error for your money too. Must have been sucked by some vortex at the Bermuda Triangle...

 

[Psiload]

I can't believe you wasted time out of your life posting this...

This coming from the guy who dropped out of college so he could devote time out of his life to organizing a concert in the desert for the purpose of gazing skyward and welcoming the return of the space Gods*.

(*- Which is what you believed at the time.)

 

[King of the Americas]

This coming from the guy who dropped out of college so he could devote time out of his life to organizing a concert in the desert for the purpose of gazing skyward and welcoming the return of the space Gods*.

(*- Which is what you believed at the time.)

What can I say, my time is much more valuable these days.

 

[Yeah_Right]

This coming from the guy who dropped out of college so he could devote time out of his life to organizing a concert in the desert for the purpose of gazing skyward and welcoming the return of the space Gods*.

(*- Which is what you believed at the time.)

He did what??, I wonder what his parents thought?

 

[carlitos]

He did what??, I wonder what his parents thought?

geocities websites do not age well. Click the rotating globe to read about WPI.

Okay... it's coming back to me now. Back when I first became aware of "the King", he was planning something called The World Peace Initiative. Which was to be a free concert held in the desert on the evening the New Year's Eve back in 2000.

I remember him outlining plans to have everyone gaze skyward at the stroke of midnight and welcome the alien space visitors. Yep... I specifically remember the whathaveyous came from outer space back then.

Ah... found it...

http://geociti.es/CapitolHill/Congress/9269/ajknabe.html

A.J. Knabe A self proclaimed "modern day Picasso", this 23 yeard old believes that he knows the secrets to life, God, and the search for happiness. The only problem is no one wants to listen to him...

 

[Yeah_Right]

geocities websites do not age well. Click the rotating globe to read about WPI.

Poor website design mingled with ummm, bizarre ideas, typical for a woo it seems. The only thing that came to mind reading that was the word, "seriously?"

 

[King of the Americas]

geocities websites do not age well. Click the rotating globe to read about WPI.

Oh, to be young and full of idealism, again...

2 and a half years, a car, and thousands of dollars later, NOTHING happened, but a dozen stoners gathered around a campfire. NO live broadcast, no fan fair, and ZERO results.

The concert began and ended with Howard Stern's remark, "lu-lu-nu-nu-cukoo?"

I must have made that jag-off 2 dozen copies of my essays. Stutter Jon told me that the whole on-air staff had read them, and that Howard would be calling me at 7:45. At the end of his show, he gives me a ring around 10, and tells me he didn't read anything.

The "King of all Media" was supposed to be my first official booked act. Instead he crushed my dream in a mere 6 syllables.

I really hate that guy...