Merged Chick Tracts

[Cainkane1]

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5007/5007_01.asp

One of the many things to dislike jack Chick for doing is his portrayal of College Professors and school teachers as such anti religious and bigoted individuals. The teachers and college professors who would act like what Mr. Chick is showing are few and far between. I mean I knew some teachers who were not rocket scientists but to show a teacher acting like this is idiotic. Generally speaking if the truth were known it would more likely be a religious bigot of a teacher who got mad and went ballistic at a kid who was an atheist or a religion other that the teachers. How absurd.

 

[Dragonrock]

The evil teachers is still second to the huge surprise that the non-believers show when they are first exposed to the bible as though they never heard of it before. Then they mindlessly swallow what's being shoved at them and suddenly believe or they get angry and stomp off only to get killed at the next zebra crossing and end up before Mr. Noface.

 

[TragicMonkey]

I can't get over how many ugly, ugly people Chick thinks there are in the world. It seems as though everyone whose opinion he doesn't agree with is a hideous troll.

 

[Mirrorglass]

It seems as though everyone whose opinion he doesn't agree with is a hideous troll.

Perhaps he took an argumentation course over the internet?

 

[TragicMonkey]

Perhaps he took an argumentation course over the internet?

Apart from the site itself, is there any indication Chick is aware of the existence of the internet? I mean, I don't recall seeing any computers or even cell phones in his tracts.

 

[Cainkane1]

Apart from the site itself, is there any indication Chick is aware of the existence of the internet? I mean, I don't recall seeing any computers or even cell phones in his tracts.

His tracts go all the way back to the 50's. I mean people were typing on manuel typewriters when he made some of these tracts. In his tract "Holy Joe" the soldiers look like they were fighting the Japanese.

 

[caniswalensis]

There is a Chick Tract on evolution that shows the guy with the pencil-thin mustache using a computer. His pal walks in with a model dinosaur and refers to him as "computer man." I guess this is an attempt to make the mustache guy appear more cool & intelligent than his evolution believing friend.

Of cours, a simple recitation of the story of Genesis coupled with some anecdotes about how science gets things wrong soon set his mislead pal straight.

 

[sophia8]

Delete duplicate post.

 

[sophia8]

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1031/1031_01.asp

Youing Muhammadfs Catholic wife helps him start Islam and he goes around chopping off heads and hands and steals and robs.

The Catholic church existed in Arabia in the 6thC? Who knew?
And the bombing stuff - wtf? First, the last non-suicide bomber in London was David Copeland, a non-Islamic white fascist. Before that, it was the similarly non-Islamic IRA.
And why do the people listening to the phone call look like extras from an ancient Ealing comedy? And "NOT THEM! Only our best agents know they exist! We're in DEEP trouble!" Is Jack Chick a CTer?

 

[Nursefoxfire]

The evil teachers is still second to the huge surprise that the non-believers show when they are first exposed to the bible as though they never heard of it before.

I know, every time he has one of his characters express bafflement ("Jesus? Who was he?") about simple biblical concepts that just about anyone in the Western world would know, I express some bafflement of my own.

 

[carlitos]

these seem like good ideas

There are endless ideas for tract uses while shopping. Here are some of the most popular ideas.

• Hand a tract to the cashier
• Leave tracts on the shelves in the stores
• Place tracts in the dressing rooms
• Place a tract in the pockets of the clothes
• Hand tracts to the passengers on the elevators
• Leave a tract next to the handrail on the escalator
• Place a tract under the windshield wiper on the cars in the parking lot

 

[Cainkane1]

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0027/0027_01.asp

Heres a crappy one. Crappy message along with crappy artwork. This guy clubs an old man to death and robs him and the punks sweet old mother goes to the chair for him. I was once reading something published by The Freedom From Religion Foundation and they asked a question. Why should I worship someone who died for my sins? No one pays my parking tickets for me so why not allow me to die for my own sins? Let me get the crap beat out of me and nail me to a cross so I can go to Heaven forever. The whole message of xcianity is super worng.

 

[kedo1981]

If you want to turn a waitress against Jesus, leave a Chick trac instead of a tip.
Hey could this be a strategy to promote atheism?

 

[Cainkane1]

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0085/0085_01.asp

Jesus gives us life? I thought our parents did that. Theres a lot of ways for a baby to be born including rape and incest. Jesus should be more discriminating who he causes to give you birth.

 

[JoeyDonuts]

My favorite quote so far, from the burglar:

"Make my eggs over easy!!!"

 

[Delvo]

[qimg]http://media.chick.com/tractimages79290/0005/0005_11.gif[/qimg]
"Upon" instead of "into" isn't usually how that kind of thing works, but does seem to be what the illustration shows...

They took down the image I was commenting on!

 

[Dragonrock]

I don't think they took the image down, I think you just can't link to an individual comic page.

 

[Ladewig]

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[John Jones]

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5007/5007_01.asp

One of the many things to dislike jack Chick for doing is his portrayal of College Professors and school teachers as such anti religious and bigoted individuals. The teachers and college professors who would act like what Mr. Chick is showing are few and far between. I mean I knew some teachers who were not rocket scientists but to show a teacher acting like this is idiotic. Generally speaking if the truth were known it would more likely be a religious bigot of a teacher who got mad and went ballistic at a kid who was an atheist or a religion other that the teachers. How absurd.

From the tract: "Jesus told Moses . . . When I see the blood..."



I never knew that Jesus and Moses were on a first name basis back then.

 

[Delvo]

I don't think they took the image down, I think you just can't link to an individual comic page.

No, they definitely removed it. Not only did it work here before, but the "complete" tract on their own site is now missing that frame (between what are now the third and sixth frames).