I don't have a side.
I know. The Standard model can quantitatively explain the energy output of the Sun, the neutrino output, helioseismology data and countless other bits of data. The Electric Sun handwaving cannot. I couldn't agree more when you say it isn't a horse race.
We're talking past one another at this point because I'm focused on the electrical aspects of flares, whereas you're focused on whole solar "models".
When will you learn Michael? I couldn't give a flying footstoll what Alfven said and I care even less about what you said he said. I'm a scientist. All I care about is how well the quantitative predictions match the quantitative observations. In that respect the SSM is extremely good and electric sun models are abysmal failures.
Not when it comes to flares and CME's. Electric theories work in the lab *AND* the EU orientation of a flare has been modeled to death mathematically starting with Birkeland, and it looks like again in the late 40 and early 50's, and a third time in the 70's. When you talk about "failures", you're definitely not talking about "lab failures".
Err... your "theory" can't produce the large scale properties of the Sun whatsoever. When you've got that sorted, then we can move on to flares and other trivia.
In other words, you don't want to look at *any* SINGLE issue, until EVERY detail is hammered out? That would have been like me rejecting standard theory because you (originally) could not explain the low neutrino count. You can't expect someone to have *EVERYTHING* quantified instantly for you, and an EU solar theory is a MUCH more complicated model mathematically speaking.
No, its nothing like calling any old cathode magic or electricity magic. Normal cathodes don't emit equal amounts of positive and negatively charged particles. Only magic cathodes do that.
That is simply not a true statement. Look up the term "sputtering" sometime.
Lab experiments involving human constructed machinery that have little relation to natural occurring phenomena in astronomy are irrelevant.
How can you know if they are relevant or not BEFORE trying it?
The tangible products produced by astronomers are of no signifcance whatsoever to the scientific validity of the work.
I think most would beg to differ. HST changed astronomy forever IMO. Your tangible goods are the only thing I respect.

I certainly don't buy the dogma.
Err, no. Since an electrical discharge occurs when a dielectric medium breaks down
That doesn't apply to plasma were SOME (certainly not all) elements are ionized.
and is thus impossible in good conductors (let alone excellent ones like plasmas)
This is another false belief actually. A "discharge' can only occur THROUGH a "conductor". Without a conduction, no "current flow" can occur. The notion that conductor can't experience a "discharge' is absurd as that 'pinched" copper pipe demonstrates.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinch_(plasma_physics)
and since MR is most certainly possible it is 100% certain that MR is not an electrical discharge in a plasma.
Any massive transfer of stored electric or magnetic field energy into plasma is an "electrical discharge" by *DEFINITION*.