Dolphins & Teleportation Symposium

catsmate1 said:
Judging from the main Jane Ocean website, no.
Click to expand...

From her website:

"Her most recent communications from the cetaceans include a process using neuro-sonic harmonies and precise tetrahedral resonances for advancing into varying frequencies of refined, loving energies inhabited by other sentient beings. She can access vibrational-frequency-environments that exist beyond Time. Once beyond Time, we can travel anywhere in the local Universe."

She's going to save NASA a hell of alot of cash.
 
William Parcher said:
I am nearly certain that you are misremembering this. There are several filmed scenes of adult orcas (killer whales) killing grey whale calves and specifically eating the tongue. Most notable is the scene in the BBC's Blue Planet series which is emotionally narrated by David Attenborough.

I challenge you to find any reference to any filmed scene showing an orca calf being killed by "dolphins" for its tongue.

In spite of this error your sarcasm still applies because orcas are dolphins.
Click to expand...

I've heard of dolphins killing porpoises just for the fun of it. There's no apparent reason to do so, they don't share food sources.

That whole thing is just insane, but it's nice to know it's combined with "logic and wisdom". What sort of logic that would be is unknown.
 
It sounds more like an expo that will have 80 booths selling chakras, crystals and magnets and a small stage with woo being spewed.
 
Wrathernaut said:
It sounds more like an expo that will have 80 booths selling chakras, crystals and magnets and a small stage with woo being spewed.
Click to expand...
Well judging from some of the pics on her website crystal skulls are popular.
 
Oh, come on, people...how can you not love this stuff! Check out the bio of one of the speakers:
[SIZE=+1]IN 2005 Mr. Webre published a book, "Exopolitics: Politics, Government and Law in the Universe" that was subsequently discovered in 1972 when the scientists of that era were experimenting with time travel accessing the future.[/SIZE]
Click to expand...
Sadly, those same scientists in 1972 are about to discover (or rather, have already discovered) that I think they're all poopy-heads.
 
InfidelSavant said:
I don't know, I just started watching one of the interviews with a whistleblowing former super-soldier test-subject, and I like to think that if the military were experimenting on people, they wouldn't do it on such obviously simple-minded idiots.
Click to expand...


Perhaps they just got the project name mixed up and they were actually a stupor-soldier test-subject?
 
I wish that dolphins could teleport out of fishing nets. With all of their genius and ancient wisdom and super powers, they still can't stay away from tuna boats.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Back
Top Bottom