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Hello from a non-skeptic

Thanks for the compliments, but ANYONE with access to a computer and a good local library could have done what I did in a matter of hours. Of course, it helps if you're genuinely looking for information and not ignoring facts that could ruin your pet theory...
 
Alice Shortcake said:
Thanks for the compliments, but ANYONE with access to a computer and a good local library could have done what I did in a matter of hours. Of course, it helps if you're genuinely looking for information and not ignoring facts that could ruin your pet theory...
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I'm a direct descendant of both William the Conqueror and Charlemagne. Prove I'm not or I will write a book and harangue the forum until several of you are forced to buy it.

According to our family genealogist I really am. This is something I choose not to research too closely since it makes for good conversation starters at time, plus I'm working on my lawsuit that will require every resident of Europe to pay me 1 Euro per year in rent.
 
Isn't everyone related to royalty if you go back far enough? I think my family on my maternal grandmother's side is from the same clan as the late Queen Mother.
 
Sledge said:
Isn't everyone related to royalty if you go back far enough? I think my family on my maternal grandmother's side is from the same clan as the late Queen Mother.
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Related, yes, but not necessarily descended from. Although I think most of us are that, too, if you go far enough.
 
I, too, have royal heritage. I'm from the de Sade (I'm an American marquis which means my opinion is worth any three Stewart's) family. My belief in being firm with the domestic help pretty much proves it. I'm also known to be firm with women who are poor navigational front seat passengers :rolleyes:
 
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Never mind humans,my dog has such a distinguished pedigree,both in this life and previous incarnations,if he could speak he wouldn't talk to the likes of me.
 
Hokulele said:
You do remember what happened to the original Captain Cook, yes? I might add, long pig is a delicacy in some royal circles...
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Yes. It proves the peasantry are not fit to rule themselves. A firm hand is what is needed here. From the Hawaiians I shall require two leis per year, though I may occasionally spell it differently.
 
Bleck. Your petty human ideals of supremacy make me scoff and drink a beer. And then scoff again.

<--------------------------Behold! I am a god. Uh, god. God. Yeah. God.
 
FSM said:
If it was fancy and colorful, would it be a great lei?
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No. That would be dependent on a few other factors.

ETA: But if we put Hokulele and all her twins end-to-end it would be a lei line.
 
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