Tortured logic? Where? I love that stuff...
Who asked him? The left? Who cares what that smug, self-righteous, bullying little minority wants?
No tortured logic there. They are a self-righteous, bullying little minority. And they are the ones who want gitmo closed, civil trials for enemies, Bush hung for war crimes, etc, etc. Some of them even long lustily for defeat in Iraq and Afghanistan, just to prove they were "right" all along.
Look. We know who is going to pay for "our" mistakes. It's not going to be the politikers. It's going to be us. The politikers will keep getting their fat salaries, pensions, book deals, speaking fees, and whatnot, and we'll be left holding the bag.
Nope. No tortured logic there. truer words have seldom been spoken. No politiker has ever paid for anything. They talk about how much it's going to cost "us" to pay for the boogy-man Bush's mistakes, as if they are included in the "us".
Well, thanks, Obama, but no thanks. Nevermind. You don't need to pay for Bush's mistakes. Just let it ride. We will somehow learn to live with the fact that there is a Gitmo, and a few terrorists got water poured up their noses..
Not tortured logic. Just a suggestion. And a good one. Let's not pay for mistakes we don't need to pay for. Nobody else does.
But those of you who want to volunteer to pay for Bush's mistakes, you have my blessing. Pay all you want. And when you think you're all paid up, monkeyworld will still be looking at you with those smug, beady little eyes.
And when you ask them "How much should we give?" they'll only answer, "MORE, MORE, MORE!"
It's a fool's errand, trying to keep monkeyworld happy.
And as soon as the rest of the monkeyball starts paying for their mistakes, we'll start thinking about paying for ours.
Nope. No tortured logic there either. That is the monkeyball in a nutshell. The monkeyball Obama has been apologising to. I mean, it was a nice try, Barack. But an exercise in futility.
Until then, don't call us. We'll call you.
Well, that might be a little tortured. We're really not going to call you. I just made that up. But not anywhere near the tortured logic I was led to expect.
Yeah, it's a bitch being president, isn't it. You were all screaming in foam-flecked rage at Bush for 7 years, because we were attacked and Bush tried to fight the enemy. Now you can't handle it if we get a little piqued at Obama now and then? Aww. Poor babies...they inherited their own whirlwind.
Tortured logic? That's just an encapsulation of the political climate on the left for the past decade. And a damn good one for the number of words expended.
You people don't stand a chance. These Islamo terrorists are going to eat your lunch. In fact, they already have. You're barely hanging on. And you're not even fighting the enemy. You're still fighting Bush.
Hmm. If anyone thinks that's tortured logic, then perhaps some explaining is in order:
Much of the West has been teetering on the brink of financial collapse. NATO is bogged down in Afghanistan by a measly 15,000 Taliban, for what appears to be a generation, unless they tuck tail. Nuclear Pakistan is playing a double game. It's costing umpteen million bucks for every terrorist or insurgent killed or incarcerated. Most of them are safely cuddled up in the double-dealing Pakistan. You're all sweating bullets over the ones that have been incarcerated, going spastic because a few of them got water poured up their noses. Trying to close the only logical place you've got to put them, solely for symbolic political purposes. Dilly-dallying while Iran slowly assembles a nuclear and conventional arsenal, with it's hand already poised on your Hormuz jugular, and in general just doing all kinds of yapping and posturing as the ship slowly sinks. The only potential bright spot is Iraq, and many of you are predicting failure and collapse there as well.
I'm not criticizing the military. They are the only ones who are not steady jacking up. But the US had 16 million of them in uniform in WWII, compared to 3 million now, mostly in logistics and support roles, not even enough to properly occupy a medium sized country. The WWII troops kicked ass, took names, and got that crap over with. But since then, the wars have just dragged on and on, with no resolution, because hardly anyone is fighting them.
And the few who are fighting risk being charged with war crimes. It's practically illegal to actually fight and win a war anymore, particularly with the enemy routinely hiding in the middle of the civilians. So you're not going to win. Winning would be a war crime of immense proportions.
Now, you mostly just fight and argue with each other, while your unencumbered enemies slowly undermine you, like boiling a frog.
Stick a fork in you. You're done.
See above.
It's not just the terrorists that are slowly wearing you down. It's overpopulation, carbon emmissions, approaching energy, food, and water shortages, political demagoguery and corruption, the threat of systemic collapse - and fat, lazy bitches.
The terrorists are not even trying to defeat you. They're just trying to be the straw that breaks your backs. And many of you are trying to be the other straw that breaks your backs.